FIFTEEN MINUTES now remain until #MONSTERDON! Consider this your final warning! Consider yourself advised! Consider having a nice sandwich or something!

Gotta say, after missing last week I'm pretty jazzed up for #Monsterdon this week

TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS

(and hide your food in the trees)

#Monsterdon

Film Ventures International! We sell peaches by the side of the road, too

apparently

#Monsterdon

Girdler your williams, people

#Monsterdon

"...And out of the left side of the plane you can see the Grand Canyon" #Monsterdon

THE HIIIIIIIILS ARE ALIIIIIIVE

WITH THE SOUND OF GRIIIIIZZLIES #Monsterdon

Ha ha ha, titles come out of the hills like the opening to Airplane! #Monsterdon

♫ Oh what do you get when you taunt a bear ♪

♪ You'll only get mauled by that ~grizz~ly!~ ♫ #Monsterdon

MAAAAAVRIIIIICK!!!!! #Monsterdon

I can see my niece from here #Monsterdon

Not a bad horn, good starter horn... #Monsterdon

"Now I want a hard target search of every elf tree, gnome hut, witch's cottage and teddy bear picnic in this valley!" #Monsterdon

"Clean boots before entering" cop boy here should've scraped his face #Monsterdon

AND IT'S A BUTT JOKE seriously fuck off pig #Monsterdon

This music is aggressively cutesy, I'm fully expecting some sort of hard rock Black Sabbath shit for the attacks. #Monsterdon

"You scared us!" We'd have preferred the bear! Like, statistically speaking! #Monsterdon

Sounds like my cat waking me up at 6am by breathing in my ear. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, the notoriously stealthy grizzly bear. #Monsterdon

Wow, hit her so hard she turned into Resusci-Anne. #Monsterdon