Not a bad horn, good starter horn... #Monsterdon

"Now I want a hard target search of every elf tree, gnome hut, witch's cottage and teddy bear picnic in this valley!" #Monsterdon

"Clean boots before entering" cop boy here should've scraped his face #Monsterdon

AND IT'S A BUTT JOKE seriously fuck off pig #Monsterdon

This music is aggressively cutesy, I'm fully expecting some sort of hard rock Black Sabbath shit for the attacks. #Monsterdon

"You scared us!" We'd have preferred the bear! Like, statistically speaking! #Monsterdon

Sounds like my cat waking me up at 6am by breathing in my ear. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, the notoriously stealthy grizzly bear. #Monsterdon

Wow, hit her so hard she turned into Resusci-Anne. #Monsterdon

"What story does this face tell you?"

Cannibal Men of the Moon. #Monsterdon

Oh nice, the bear re-built the shack before he left! #Monsterdon

"I tried to open a can of tomato soup and it got out of hand." #Monsterdon

Yeah, good idea, send Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum off to hunt a bear. It's probably hungry, could use a snack. #Monsterdon

"Why the hell wasn't I notified!?"

...And YOU are??? #Monsterdon

Kiss. ...Kiss, come on. #Monsterdon

...So the pastoral soundtrack for this panicked evacuation is...? #Monsterdon

OH MY GOD THE BEAR CUT THE PHONELINES #Monsterdon

...I joke but I kind of expect that will happen eventually. #Monsterdon

He knows every bear personally, he's like a Stonewall phone book. #Monsterdon

"I really don't care."

I'm just that horny. #Monsterdon