...I joke but I kind of expect that will happen eventually. #Monsterdon

He knows every bear personally, he's like a Stonewall phone book. #Monsterdon

"I really don't care."

I'm just that horny. #Monsterdon

Oh sure, he's DEFINITELY not anywhere around here, everything's DEFINITELY safe. I'll just sit down, take my shoes off aaaaaaaand

die

#Monsterdon

I wonder how this film really feels about women. #Monsterdon

On the other hand I'm impressed they managed to get a shower scene in a wildlife movie. Like, that's dedication. #Monsterdon

Hawkeye Pierce returns to the MASH after a week in Tokyo. #Monsterdon

If they have to land every time he sees something this is gonna be a long flight. #Monsterdon

"If you ain't a big bag of grits."

No, polenta. #Monsterdon

...So this takes place in a universe where the grizzly bear is extinct? #Monsterdon

Wait, he's describing a Short-Faced Bear. THOSE are extinct. #Monsterdon

Mm, 20-piece nugget meal. #Monsterdon

Whoops, slipped into a Wes Anderson camping movie. Sorry, folks. #Monsterdon

MONGO HATE PERFUME #Monsterdon

"There are no grizzlies!"

Bears are a figment of your imagination! This was just another bigfoot attack! #Monsterdon

You always get about a third of these films that are just 70s guys having pissing matches about who's in charge 9_9 #Monsterdon

Zoom in on the No Hunting sign, yeah okay just shove the irony down our throats. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

...So the bear is a racist metaphor for a black man, right?

Like, he's invading white people territory and stealing the women. All he needs to do now is break the windows at a Target downtown and it'd be unmistakeable. #Monsterdon