Hawkeye Pierce returns to the MASH after a week in Tokyo. #Monsterdon

If they have to land every time he sees something this is gonna be a long flight. #Monsterdon

"If you ain't a big bag of grits."

No, polenta. #Monsterdon

...So this takes place in a universe where the grizzly bear is extinct? #Monsterdon

Wait, he's describing a Short-Faced Bear. THOSE are extinct. #Monsterdon

Mm, 20-piece nugget meal. #Monsterdon

Whoops, slipped into a Wes Anderson camping movie. Sorry, folks. #Monsterdon

MONGO HATE PERFUME #Monsterdon

"There are no grizzlies!"

Bears are a figment of your imagination! This was just another bigfoot attack! #Monsterdon

You always get about a third of these films that are just 70s guys having pissing matches about who's in charge 9_9 #Monsterdon

Zoom in on the No Hunting sign, yeah okay just shove the irony down our throats. #Monsterdon

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...So the bear is a racist metaphor for a black man, right?

Like, he's invading white people territory and stealing the women. All he needs to do now is break the windows at a Target downtown and it'd be unmistakeable. #Monsterdon

WE'VE GOT TO CLOSE THE BEACHES #Monsterdon

MAVRIII--oh shit, wait, I already made that joke #Monsterdon

"I'm coming with you"

Oh good, we need bait. #Monsterdon

Bear on bear violence! #Monsterdon

"Can we help?"

Sure, you've been reliable and trustworthy so far 9_9 #Monsterdon

Man I sure do love these blurry, mumbly shots of hunters saying nothing to each other as they fondle their rifles in the dark >_> #Monsterdon