Good job doc, you invented Sodium Man. #Monsterdon

Huh, an actual curtain wipe. Weird. #Monsterdon

Elbow him! The power's in the joint! #Monsterdon

Someone wanna... Hey, can you wipe off the camera lens? There's a big ol' drop right... Ah, nevermind. #Monsterdon

I think it's a Thing! In the Swamp! #Monsterdon

Of course your names are Willie and Tyrone and you have guns in the swamp. #Monsterdon

Swampy's practicing the zen art of girlfriend arranging. #Monsterdon

He was just a normal scientist, but now he's imbued with all the power and dampness of the swamp! #Monsterdon

We lose more mooks that way -_-; #Monsterdon

It's hard work stealing the work of other, smarter men. #Monsterdon

Ma'am, it's enough to lick the boot you don't have to deep throat it >_> #Monsterdon

You can tell she's a protagonist, all that walk through the swamp and still has small change. #Monsterdon

"I'll be there before you know it."

Listen for the sounds of maniacal laughter in the distance, that'll be me. #Monsterdon

"Doesn't anything work around here?"
"Just me."

...Debateable. #Monsterdon

This girl's a weird balance of femme fatale and damsel in distress. Goes for the gun first thing, but trips over nothing. Constantly chased, caught, and kidnapped, but actually gets herself out of trouble more often than not. #Monsterdon

JUSTICE FOR BUBBA GUMP #Monsterdon

Swamp Thing looks like a Sontaran. #Monsterdon

Abdominal snowmen. Okay. Sure. #Monsterdon

"I want this... Swamp... Thing."

AND WE HAVE A TITLE #Monsterdon

"It doesn't exactly maintain a low profile."

SMASH CUT TO: Swamp Thing yelling at birds

#Monsterdon