Swampy's practicing the zen art of girlfriend arranging. #Monsterdon

He was just a normal scientist, but now he's imbued with all the power and dampness of the swamp! #Monsterdon

We lose more mooks that way -_-; #Monsterdon

It's hard work stealing the work of other, smarter men. #Monsterdon

Ma'am, it's enough to lick the boot you don't have to deep throat it >_> #Monsterdon

You can tell she's a protagonist, all that walk through the swamp and still has small change. #Monsterdon

"I'll be there before you know it."

Listen for the sounds of maniacal laughter in the distance, that'll be me. #Monsterdon

"Doesn't anything work around here?"
"Just me."

...Debateable. #Monsterdon

This girl's a weird balance of femme fatale and damsel in distress. Goes for the gun first thing, but trips over nothing. Constantly chased, caught, and kidnapped, but actually gets herself out of trouble more often than not. #Monsterdon

JUSTICE FOR BUBBA GUMP #Monsterdon

Swamp Thing looks like a Sontaran. #Monsterdon

Abdominal snowmen. Okay. Sure. #Monsterdon

"I want this... Swamp... Thing."

AND WE HAVE A TITLE #Monsterdon

"It doesn't exactly maintain a low profile."

SMASH CUT TO: Swamp Thing yelling at birds

#Monsterdon

Feels weird to be watching a movie with actual pacing. Like, we're getting an actual rising/falling action rhythm here, it's unnatural. #Monsterdon

Heh, suit doesn't really hold up to close-up shots like that ^^; #Monsterdon

Someone needs to get this woman a decent sports bra. #Monsterdon

In tonight's film, the orchid will be represented by the oboe. #Monsterdon

"That was that thing!"

Please, capitalize that Thing. Put a little respect on his name. #Monsterdon

Tragically, Swamp Thing never figured out how to move at more than a slow stalk. #Monsterdon