"I can generate half a million volts!"

Also we have a generator on the ship! #Monsterdon

Guys, guys, guys. Just invert the polarity of the neutron flow and MOVE ON. #Monsterdon

Oh good. Another annoying noise. Just what the film was missing. #Monsterdon

"Listen carefully and remember!"

*immediately faints*

#Monsterdon

He died as he lived, incomprehensible and drooling. #Monsterdon

He's got a Michael Jackson glove made of Jello #Monsterdon

He's got a Michael Jackson glove made of Jello #Monsterdon

So she flew the ship all the way back to Earth SINGLE HANDED while also treating a man infected with a mysterious space disease.

And I *guarantee* they'll promote HIM first. #Monsterdon

"All right, all right, it's okay, you don't have to overact anymore, you'll be fine..." #Monsterdon

AND NOW SHE'S GONNA CURE HIS STINKY ASS ALL BY HERSELF

GIVE THIS WOMAN A PROMOTION AND HER OWN OFFICE #Monsterdon

Just once I want one of these scenes to go, "Doctor, I think we've figured out how to solve this problem!" "Oh yes?" "Yes! All we have to do is end the film!" *roll credits*

#Monsterdon

"WE HAVE LISTENED TO YOUR RADIO SIGNALS"

HEE-HAW IS NOT FUNNY #Monsterdon

So

You gave humanity a little taste of a mystery and then told them to fuck off and never try to figure it out.

...Are you guys SURE you're an advanced race? Because that seems really stupid to me.

#Monsterdon

And now, Dave Ratbatcrab and the MARTIAN SWING BAND #Monsterdon

So

You gave humanity a little taste of a mystery and then told them to fuck off and never try to figure it out.

...Are you guys SURE you're an advanced race? Because that seems really stupid to me.

#Monsterdon

This is actually a Martian Christmas carol. #Monsterdon

They couldn't resist putting her in a slinky dress in the last five minutes, but I wish to reiterate that Iris saved that entire goddamn mission while also putting up with constant harassment from her colleagues. Give that woman a promotion and a raise and a corner office. #Monsterdon