The Angry Red Planet feels like someone took a fairly standard 1950s sci-fi movie and ran it through a series of tests to discover how annoying you could make a movie before people starting going berzerk in the theater >_> #Monsterdon

"...Close the door"

♫ Come alive~♪ #Monsterdon

"I can generate half a million volts!"

Also we have a generator on the ship! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe dude generates the entirety of the ships electricity from the static buildup of his chest hair

Guys, guys, guys. Just invert the polarity of the neutron flow and MOVE ON. #Monsterdon

Oh good. Another annoying noise. Just what the film was missing. #Monsterdon

"Listen carefully and remember!"

*immediately faints*

#Monsterdon

He died as he lived, incomprehensible and drooling. #Monsterdon

He's got a Michael Jackson glove made of Jello #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe IRISH ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK IRISH

So she flew the ship all the way back to Earth SINGLE HANDED while also treating a man infected with a mysterious space disease.

And I *guarantee* they'll promote HIM first. #Monsterdon

"All right, all right, it's okay, you don't have to overact anymore, you'll be fine..." #Monsterdon

AND NOW SHE'S GONNA CURE HIS STINKY ASS ALL BY HERSELF

GIVE THIS WOMAN A PROMOTION AND HER OWN OFFICE #Monsterdon

Just once I want one of these scenes to go, "Doctor, I think we've figured out how to solve this problem!" "Oh yes?" "Yes! All we have to do is end the film!" *roll credits*

#Monsterdon

"WE HAVE LISTENED TO YOUR RADIO SIGNALS"

HEE-HAW IS NOT FUNNY #Monsterdon

So

You gave humanity a little taste of a mystery and then told them to fuck off and never try to figure it out.

...Are you guys SURE you're an advanced race? Because that seems really stupid to me.

#Monsterdon

And now, Dave Ratbatcrab and the MARTIAN SWING BAND #Monsterdon

This is actually a Martian Christmas carol. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe these be the crappy uncles of the Monolith aliens from 2001

They couldn't resist putting her in a slinky dress in the last five minutes, but I wish to reiterate that Iris saved that entire goddamn mission while also putting up with constant harassment from her colleagues. Give that woman a promotion and a raise and a corner office. #Monsterdon