Horse just realized it's in a Bert I. Gordon film and freaked. Totally fair. #Monsterdon

Hm. Giant wasps.

No thank you. #Monsterdon

"The poor bastard lost, what more do you want?"

BLOOD, BLOOD AND ENTRAILS #Monsterdon

My god, he looks like Scotty. #Monsterdon

XD XD XD XD

so how much you think a stagehand got paid to peck Marjoe Gortner with a three-foot plastic chicken head? #Monsterdon

THE COLONEL HAS HIS REVENGE #Monsterdon

"This is the way it comes to us from the Lord"

Okay, Jesus wants you to get eaten by giant chickens, nice. #Monsterdon

...can we

not

with the wasp closeups please

#Monsterdon

"I didn't think we'd be goin' back like this."

"Yeah."

*Scintillating* dialogue, Bert. #Monsterdon

...So our protagonists just left the film? Is the jesus lady with the giant rats our protagonist now? #Monsterdon

"Oh damn, giant peaches again. Gotta staple that nephew of mine to the pit again." #Monsterdon

...You didn't want to, like, move your hand or anything? #Monsterdon

Directed by Big Insect Gordon #Monsterdon

Dude's about to get eaten by a Dilophasaurus. #Monsterdon

OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO CUTE #Monsterdon

"Good lord save me, save me"

UH, THIS IS GOD

I THOUGHT IT OVER

AND, UH. NO. #Monsterdon

You know, it's unusual to get a death scene this lurid and extended for a middle-aged man. Usually this happens to a teenage woman with very little clothing. #Monsterdon

Oo, I claim salvage on the bug! Gonna paint it yellow and soup it up #Monsterdon

I know it's a cliche observation, but these '70s environmental horror movies are really just rich white people guilt writ large. #Monsterdon

"I don't see anybody."

She's getting some

GRUB

#Monsterdon