Man. Imagine waking up one night and Prince Humperdink is in your room. #Monsterdon

It's difficult to get the timing right on the whole turn-around-neck-grab thing. Guys got experience. #Monsterdon

"You deserve to die, boy."

Yeah, I've been telling Amy that the whole time. #Monsterdon

Weak vs No. 2 graphite, noted. #Monsterdon

Weak vs No. 2 graphite, noted. #Monsterdon

"Do you want a valium?"

Yeah, that's an '80s mom. #Monsterdon

"Do you want a valium?"

Yeah, that's an '80s mom. #Monsterdon

"You started this, Charlie. I'm gonna finish it."

So... coming out of the closet in the last scene was...? #Monsterdon

"You started this, Charlie. I'm gonna finish it."

So... coming out of the closet in the last scene was...? #Monsterdon

So far Mr. Vincent is the best actor in this whole movie #Monsterdon

"I love you, Charlie"

For reasons which are apparently unimportant for the audience to know #Monsterdon

Hit him again, Amy. #Monsterdon

I feel like Evil and Vincent are both #Monsterdon audience surrogates

You know this film has a super high budget because we never got to see Charlie's "wrecked" car. #Monsterdon

You know this film has a super high budget because we never got to see Charlie's "wrecked" car. #Monsterdon

You know this film has a super high budget because we never got to see Charlie's "wrecked" car. #Monsterdon

I do like the apple thing, tho #Monsterdon

Ooo, big shock, Prince Humperdink goes for the underage girl. #Monsterdon

"There are no such things as vampires!"

The cunning crane shot:

#Monsterdon

So he *does* swing both ways. Nice, inclusive vampire movie #Monsterdon