"I love you, Charlie"

For reasons which are apparently unimportant for the audience to know #Monsterdon

Hit him again, Amy. #Monsterdon

I feel like Evil and Vincent are both #Monsterdon audience surrogates

You know this film has a super high budget because we never got to see Charlie's "wrecked" car. #Monsterdon

You know this film has a super high budget because we never got to see Charlie's "wrecked" car. #Monsterdon

You know this film has a super high budget because we never got to see Charlie's "wrecked" car. #Monsterdon

I do like the apple thing, tho #Monsterdon

Ooo, big shock, Prince Humperdink goes for the underage girl. #Monsterdon

"There are no such things as vampires!"

The cunning crane shot:

#Monsterdon

So he *does* swing both ways. Nice, inclusive vampire movie #Monsterdon

Eh, trench coat vampire doesn't really do it for me. #Monsterdon

Eh, trench coat vampire doesn't really do it for me. #Monsterdon

"I know what it's like being different."

It gets better, Evil. #Monsterdon

Teleportation is a lesser-known vampire power. #Monsterdon

Ten minutes as a vampire and he already blew it. #Monsterdon

Vampire in a nightclub, fork found in kitchen #Monsterdon

Vampire mating dance. Next he's gonna spread his arms out and make clicking noises while bouncing. #Monsterdon

Bleugh #Monsterdon

The more we see of Amy as a character the more confused about what I'm supposed to think of her. #Monsterdon

INSTANT BOSS MUSIC #Monsterdon