Vampire mating dance. Next he's gonna spread his arms out and make clicking noises while bouncing. #Monsterdon

Bleugh #Monsterdon

The more we see of Amy as a character the more confused about what I'm supposed to think of her. #Monsterdon

INSTANT BOSS MUSIC #Monsterdon

Now he's just showing off. #Monsterdon

I feel like there are two classes of #Monsterdon movies, "I can't see how this movie keeps going another half hour," and "How do they wrap this up in five minutes?" #Monsterdon

Oh ick. #Monsterdon

Bleugh. This girl is like sixteen, bitchass vampire. #Monsterdon

Amy's got one romantic move, Unholster The Girls. #Monsterdon

Okay once again I am confused about what exactly Amy's motivation is through *any* of this film. #Monsterdon

Yeah, to be honest Peter should've been the main character. He's much more interesting than Chuck. #Monsterdon

Okay once again I am confused about what exactly Amy's motivation is through *any* of this film. #Monsterdon

Yeah, to be honest Peter should've been the main character. He's much more interesting than Chuck. #Monsterdon

Man, goblin levels are off the CHARTS. #Monsterdon

Yeah, that's a 1/1 Goblin creature token. #Monsterdon

Yeah, that's a 1/1 Goblin creature token. #Monsterdon

"Does the dog die" Well that's an interesting philosophical question, actually. #Monsterdon

Oh good goo. #Monsterdon

No fair giving goblin kid an actually good death scene #Monsterdon

NOW we know why the film had such a low budget up 'til now.

Spent it all on fog machines.

#Monsterdon