Ooo, big shock, Prince Humperdink goes for the underage girl. #Monsterdon

"There are no such things as vampires!"

The cunning crane shot:

#Monsterdon

So he *does* swing both ways. Nice, inclusive vampire movie #Monsterdon

Eh, trench coat vampire doesn't really do it for me. #Monsterdon

Eh, trench coat vampire doesn't really do it for me. #Monsterdon

"I know what it's like being different."

It gets better, Evil. #Monsterdon

Teleportation is a lesser-known vampire power. #Monsterdon

Ten minutes as a vampire and he already blew it. #Monsterdon

Vampire in a nightclub, fork found in kitchen #Monsterdon

Vampire mating dance. Next he's gonna spread his arms out and make clicking noises while bouncing. #Monsterdon

Bleugh #Monsterdon

The more we see of Amy as a character the more confused about what I'm supposed to think of her. #Monsterdon

INSTANT BOSS MUSIC #Monsterdon

Now he's just showing off. #Monsterdon

I feel like there are two classes of #Monsterdon movies, "I can't see how this movie keeps going another half hour," and "How do they wrap this up in five minutes?" #Monsterdon

Oh ick. #Monsterdon

Bleugh. This girl is like sixteen, bitchass vampire. #Monsterdon

Amy's got one romantic move, Unholster The Girls. #Monsterdon

Okay once again I am confused about what exactly Amy's motivation is through *any* of this film. #Monsterdon

Yeah, to be honest Peter should've been the main character. He's much more interesting than Chuck. #Monsterdon