Oh nice, I have a halloween decoration just like that. #Monsterdon

Yeah, make sure you move the unstable furniture with fire on top. #Monsterdon

JESUS CHRIST ma'am what buffalo are you disassembling? #Monsterdon

Grandma over here workin' the sugar cane field in her spare time @_@ #Monsterdon

The Towering Inferno 2: This Time It's a Critter #Monsterdon

Ah, the requisite Critter Feast Scene. #Monsterdon

Ah, the requisite Critter Feast Scene. #Monsterdon

"I wish we could go back to this morning."

Kid believe me when I say there is *literally* nothing anyone could do to your stepdad to prevent him from being a shithead landlord. #Monsterdon

"Adios!"

Vaya con dios, Marsha #Monsterdon

"Let somebody else do that!"

OH THAT'S A FUCKING CHANGE, DAD #Monsterdon

Since when could they do THAT? #Monsterdon

Since when could they do THAT? #Monsterdon

...what the fuck #Monsterdon

Outta beans #Monsterdon

...yeah okay why not #Monsterdon

*SMASH CUT TO* a lesbian dangling an inch off the ground #Monsterdon

Look at that practiced thumping, Leo learned that from his landlord stepdad. #Monsterdon

ZANTETSUGRANDMA #Monsterdon

So Charlie just fake dies at the end of every movie now? #Monsterdon

Hey, Dad, good work! Finally doing something with your kids. #Monsterdon