"I wish we could go back to this morning."

Kid believe me when I say there is *literally* nothing anyone could do to your stepdad to prevent him from being a shithead landlord. #Monsterdon

"Adios!"

Vaya con dios, Marsha #Monsterdon

"Let somebody else do that!"

OH THAT'S A FUCKING CHANGE, DAD #Monsterdon

Since when could they do THAT? #Monsterdon

Since when could they do THAT? #Monsterdon

...what the fuck #Monsterdon

Outta beans #Monsterdon

...yeah okay why not #Monsterdon

*SMASH CUT TO* a lesbian dangling an inch off the ground #Monsterdon

Look at that practiced thumping, Leo learned that from his landlord stepdad. #Monsterdon

ZANTETSUGRANDMA #Monsterdon

So Charlie just fake dies at the end of every movie now? #Monsterdon

Hey, Dad, good work! Finally doing something with your kids. #Monsterdon

You, uh

You got a little

a little uh

on your

...Nevermind.

#Monsterdon

"Normal like a movie?"

Yeah, you could watch The Tingler! #Monsterdon

Sorry, Rosie. Gotta go chase your skinny tasty treat down, I guess. #Monsterdon

CHARLIE WILL BE BACK

IN

CRITTERS 4: YOU ONLY LIVE TWIX

#Monsterdon

...From Russia with Leeks? #Monsterdon

On Her Majesty's Secret Service Tray #Monsterdon

Diamonds are for Lunch #Monsterdon