Okay the Earthbound Threed music is not what I'd call appropriate for this scene. #Monsterdon

...Is this still a flashback? #Monsterdon

Nobody in this cast has an INT above 7. #Monsterdon

Nobody in this cast has an INT above 7. #Monsterdon

"Wanna sell it?"

"No no"

Okay, hold up, I'm calling fraud right there. These people are funding a coke habit that would blot out the sun, you're telling me they'll turn down a quick buck? #Monsterdon

...

DO SOMETHING, GOD

#Monsterdon

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DO SOMETHING, GOD

#Monsterdon

"This stuff is really scary"

...is it? #Monsterdon

Did, uh, did you just skip a line there, ma'am? #Monsterdon

Taken by leather fringe! #Monsterdon

People Telling Each Other They're Arriving At Places: The Movie #Monsterdon

Yeah, that was definitely an FMV designed to play in between two levels of a video game. #Monsterdon

Hey a butt! We have butt before boobs, that's unusual. #Monsterdon

"It's got those same strange symbols as the book, you've gotta call the doctor"

You could have Early Onset Script-itis! #Monsterdon

Narrator's a better lurker than the vampire. #Monsterdon

"We've gotta call the police!"

Hold on, let me disturb the crime scene first and get my finger prints all over everything! #Monsterdon

"And then what?"

Hold on, the writer hasn't finished this page of the script yet. Waaaaaait for iiiiit... #Monsterdon

"That's scary"

...Is it, tho

#Monsterdon

oh my god this is so badly shot #Monsterdon

Little known fact, the Dingy Fog-Filled Alley was actually hunted and shot into extinction by the horror movie industry of the 1980s. #Monsterdon