People Telling Each Other They're Arriving At Places: The Movie #Monsterdon

Yeah, that was definitely an FMV designed to play in between two levels of a video game. #Monsterdon

Hey a butt! We have butt before boobs, that's unusual. #Monsterdon

"It's got those same strange symbols as the book, you've gotta call the doctor"

You could have Early Onset Script-itis! #Monsterdon

Narrator's a better lurker than the vampire. #Monsterdon

"We've gotta call the police!"

Hold on, let me disturb the crime scene first and get my finger prints all over everything! #Monsterdon

"And then what?"

Hold on, the writer hasn't finished this page of the script yet. Waaaaaait for iiiiit... #Monsterdon

"That's scary"

...Is it, tho

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oh my god this is so badly shot #Monsterdon

Little known fact, the Dingy Fog-Filled Alley was actually hunted and shot into extinction by the horror movie industry of the 1980s. #Monsterdon

Acting is when you say how you feel out loud. #Monsterdon

...What was that music sting supposed to highlight? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe someone who likes organs!

Love the two-shot on that one that shows the Eldritch Light coming out of bob's Levis. #Monsterdon

NOT SINCE REALMS OF THE HAUNTING! #Monsterdon

Okay genuinely who wrote this mess? This is *awful* #Monsterdon

They're stopping at the Twist-and-Creme! #Monsterdon

WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP INFODUMPING THE SAME THING YOU JUST INFODUMPED FIVE MINUTES AGO #Monsterdon

STOP ACTING INTO THE CAMERA

christ

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Did they just decide to give up on the movie? Like, they're just driving around and picking up chicks, the plot's completely forgotten #Monsterdon