Dammit. I wanted him to get eaten #Monsterdon

"I think someone's been back here recently"

Yeah we saw you playing grabass, dipshit. #Monsterdon

I think this is an action scene, but I can't be sure because its being lit by the Itty Bitty Booklight. #Monsterdon

Whoops, Kelly whited out. Ran out of usable Pokemon. #Monsterdon

Whoops, Kelly whited out. Ran out of usable Pokemon. #Monsterdon

Ah, the Female Scientist. Now taking all bets, designated love interest or not? #Monsterdon

Ah, the Female Scientist. Now taking all bets, designated love interest or not? #Monsterdon

"It'll take a lotta guys but we can flush it out!"

We'll stuff so many cops into the beast's gullet that it chokes! We'll give it food poisoning with raw pork! Come on, chief! #Monsterdon

Aaaaand brunch #Monsterdon

C'mon Ramon, eat! Rend, devour! #Monsterdon

"Could this be a tooth?"

"Yeah, it could be a lot of things, Mulder." #Monsterdon

Really it's just a shame we're not getting Disgruntled Detective Voiceovers. This is my city. It's like a dame. Like all beautiful women, there's an alligator inside it. #Monsterdon

"Unit 2 pushing off."

YOU push off! #Monsterdon

♫ Smorgasboard, smorgasboard, aaaaall the pork you can eeeeeeat ♪ #Monsterdon

"Everyone younger than me is a kid"

Everyone older than me is a fart, I live in a binary world of black and white! #Monsterdon

So let me see if I've got the plot so far;

Ramon was playing Counterstrike and his opponent called the cops, now he's got a SWAT team outside his home? #Monsterdon

So let me see if I've got the plot so far;

Ramon was playing Counterstrike and his opponent called the cops, now he's got a SWAT team outside his home? #Monsterdon

That smirk... Is the herpetologist working with Ramon? Is she a HERPETRAITOR? #Monsterdon

Oh that is by far the least believable shot ever produced. #Monsterdon

Even the soundtrack doesn't believe this thing is menacing. #Monsterdon