Ah, the Female Scientist. Now taking all bets, designated love interest or not? #Monsterdon

"It'll take a lotta guys but we can flush it out!"

We'll stuff so many cops into the beast's gullet that it chokes! We'll give it food poisoning with raw pork! Come on, chief! #Monsterdon

Aaaaand brunch #Monsterdon

C'mon Ramon, eat! Rend, devour! #Monsterdon

"Could this be a tooth?"

"Yeah, it could be a lot of things, Mulder." #Monsterdon

Really it's just a shame we're not getting Disgruntled Detective Voiceovers. This is my city. It's like a dame. Like all beautiful women, there's an alligator inside it. #Monsterdon

"Unit 2 pushing off."

YOU push off! #Monsterdon

♫ Smorgasboard, smorgasboard, aaaaall the pork you can eeeeeeat ♪ #Monsterdon

"Everyone younger than me is a kid"

Everyone older than me is a fart, I live in a binary world of black and white! #Monsterdon

So let me see if I've got the plot so far;

Ramon was playing Counterstrike and his opponent called the cops, now he's got a SWAT team outside his home? #Monsterdon

So let me see if I've got the plot so far;

Ramon was playing Counterstrike and his opponent called the cops, now he's got a SWAT team outside his home? #Monsterdon

That smirk... Is the herpetologist working with Ramon? Is she a HERPETRAITOR? #Monsterdon

Oh that is by far the least believable shot ever produced. #Monsterdon

Even the soundtrack doesn't believe this thing is menacing. #Monsterdon

Aaaah the 70s, when every car was a bomb waiting to happen. #Monsterdon

Yeah, I gotta say, it's really hard to hate Ramon. He only seems to eat cops and obnoxious reporters, I'd argue he's actually making the streets SAFER. #Monsterdon

Yeah, I gotta say, it's really hard to hate Ramon. He only seems to eat cops and obnoxious reporters, I'd argue he's actually making the streets SAFER. #Monsterdon

Even the *kid's* an asshole, jesus #Monsterdon

Oh great, they brought in a cut-rate Muldoon. Can't wait to see Ramon Clever Girl him. #Monsterdon

ugh

DIE already, would you PLEASE #Monsterdon