Yeah, when people said this wasn't a subtle film they weren't kidding. #Monsterdon

...Scorpius? #Monsterdon

Sylvester Stallone, five years old. #Monsterdon

..."Creamed and reamed"? #Monsterdon

See, this movie is presenting a problem because it's sort of self-riffing. #Monsterdon

Didn't I see this scene in Idiocracy? #Monsterdon

"I give you what you want"

THE END

#Monsterdon

So this is just Wacky Racers but somehow even MORE annoying. #Monsterdon

"You wanna see?"

YEAH! #Monsterdon

Oh #Monsterdon

I appreciate that our two announcers are Guy on Heroin and Guy on Downers #Monsterdon

See, the other problem here is that at some point they're going to accidentally start making sense and it's gonna confuse everyone. #Monsterdon

"hr hr hr" >_> #Monsterdon

"Quickly, men! Pretend to turn dials!" #Monsterdon

...Thomasina Paine.

Okay, I get the joke, but c'mon. At some point you run out of nose. #Monsterdon

He's okay, they swapped his head with a porcelain replica at the last second. #Monsterdon

What's the point of a pit stop, this whole FILM is the pits. #Monsterdon

"Remember you're on TV!"

Which is why we're showing everyone your tits! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

...Okay, this film started weird, and now it's getting WEIRD. #Monsterdon