I appreciate that our two announcers are Guy on Heroin and Guy on Downers #Monsterdon

See, the other problem here is that at some point they're going to accidentally start making sense and it's gonna confuse everyone. #Monsterdon

"hr hr hr" >_> #Monsterdon

"Quickly, men! Pretend to turn dials!" #Monsterdon

...Thomasina Paine.

Okay, I get the joke, but c'mon. At some point you run out of nose. #Monsterdon

He's okay, they swapped his head with a porcelain replica at the last second. #Monsterdon

What's the point of a pit stop, this whole FILM is the pits. #Monsterdon

"Remember you're on TV!"

Which is why we're showing everyone your tits! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

...Okay, this film started weird, and now it's getting WEIRD. #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, back in the land of bare boobs... #Monsterdon

This movie is so incomprehensible it's difficult to tell which weirdness is deliberate and which is accidental. #Monsterdon

Frank's face comes off with a schluuuuurp #Monsterdon

AW YEAH, PROSTHETIC PENIS #Monsterdon

Killed the US Priest. Nice. #Monsterdon

"We're a team, remember?"

Oh THAT makes a change, Frank. #Monsterdon

Wacky synth music. This film's got it all. #Monsterdon

This film is like if R. Crumb wrote for Mad Magazine. #Monsterdon

I see the Resistance is going for the Wile E. Coyote strategy. #Monsterdon

...This entire film is full of the least believeable things to ever happen, and yet the idea that THAT would work is at the top of the list. #Monsterdon