This film is like if R. Crumb wrote for Mad Magazine. #Monsterdon

I see the Resistance is going for the Wile E. Coyote strategy. #Monsterdon

...This entire film is full of the least believeable things to ever happen, and yet the idea that THAT would work is at the top of the list. #Monsterdon

On the other hand, the fact that none of this makes any sense at all is kind of relaxing. Like, you don't have to bother following the plot because it wouldn't help anyway. #Monsterdon

"It was THE FRENCH"

eesh #Monsterdon

MAN FIGHT

THE FIGHT BETWEEN MEN

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...what the fuck is this soundtrack #Monsterdon

Ran out of quarters for the Otter Jugband Jubilee, huh Corman? #Monsterdon

I can't tell what's going on in this scene because I sprained an eyeball rolling them so hard. >_> #Monsterdon

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Good thing nothing in this movie makes any sense at all, or I'd be really confused right now. #Monsterdon

Killed by a nipple, the most appropriate death in the film so far. #Monsterdon

"Sorry, we're in a RACE."

SCINTILLATING DIALOGUE #Monsterdon

They're even using the Acme plunger detonator, the rebels really are Wile E. Coyote! #Monsterdon

Whoa, pre-shot footage of a stationary car exploding on a prepared range! I wonder how that was supposed to relate to the immediately preceding shot of a car turning over? #Monsterdon

This is about to turn into Crash (1996) isn't it? #Monsterdon

hand

grenade

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Oh, Joe's a Tumblr user. #Monsterdon

Ma'am, this is no time for a hand job. #Monsterdon

Oh thank god, the annoying people are out of the film. #Monsterdon