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Good thing nothing in this movie makes any sense at all, or I'd be really confused right now. #Monsterdon

Killed by a nipple, the most appropriate death in the film so far. #Monsterdon

"Sorry, we're in a RACE."

SCINTILLATING DIALOGUE #Monsterdon

They're even using the Acme plunger detonator, the rebels really are Wile E. Coyote! #Monsterdon

Whoa, pre-shot footage of a stationary car exploding on a prepared range! I wonder how that was supposed to relate to the immediately preceding shot of a car turning over? #Monsterdon

This is about to turn into Crash (1996) isn't it? #Monsterdon

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Oh, Joe's a Tumblr user. #Monsterdon

Ma'am, this is no time for a hand job. #Monsterdon

Oh thank god, the annoying people are out of the film. #Monsterdon

Hit the announcer next #Monsterdon

All the evil power... Of the French. #Monsterdon

...I think the plot just threw up all over itself. #Monsterdon

mister and missus president frankenstein

.-. #Monsterdon

Oh god. The movie thinks it has a MESSAGE 🤮 #Monsterdon

Wow. That was genuinely awful. #Monsterdon

Okay people, one last thing to do before you leave the theater: Was the FIRST #Monsterdon movie of the year the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?

@CactuarJoe this move was both the worst thing i have ever laid eyes on, and yet somehow incredible 10/10 no notes.

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"Corman referred to the original story treatment as overly-serious and "kind of vile", and reworked it to emphasize satire and camp.[8]"

Genuinely curious what the original treatment for Death Race 2000 was like if ROGER CORMAN, LORD OF SCHLOCK thought it was too much. #Monsterdon