And now a solid thirty seconds of Hank Azaria having what appears to be a brain freeze. #Monsterdon

And now a solid thirty seconds of Hank Azaria having what appears to be a brain freeze. #Monsterdon

And now a solid thirty seconds of Hank Azaria having what appears to be a brain freeze. #Monsterdon

"Any word from the Mayor's office?"

Yeah, he's giving this movie two thumbs down. #Monsterdon

"Any word from the Mayor's office?"

Yeah, he's giving this movie two thumbs down. #Monsterdon

"Initial attack" pfft, he literally just walked down the street. #Monsterdon

"I saw him on TV twice, that means we're in LOVE!" #Monsterdon

"In what city officials are calling 'Kind of a lame disaster'..." #Monsterdon

"And I for one WELCOME our new dinosaur overlords." #Monsterdon

Yeah, Sinister French has not aged well. #Monsterdon

"I don't know what's going on"

I do, which is unusual for a #Monsterdon movie.

But don't worry, you're not missing anything.

I know what Godzilla needs.

A better script. #Monsterdon

HOPEFUL THEME OF AMERICAN MILITARY INTERVENTION! EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO THE APACHE HELICOPTER #Monsterdon

Oh look, new lead actors. #Monsterdon

SCINTILLATING DIALOGUE #Monsterdon

SCINTILLATING DIALOGUE #Monsterdon

Yeah, make sure you aim the missiles directly at the fish pile. #Monsterdon

I feel like you could cut out the incidental dialogue and reduce the film's runtime by half. #Monsterdon

I feel like you could cut out the incidental dialogue and reduce the film's runtime by half. #Monsterdon

Godzilla growl or indigestion? You be the judge. #Monsterdon