"I don't know what's going on"

I do, which is unusual for a #Monsterdon movie.

But don't worry, you're not missing anything.

I know what Godzilla needs.

A better script. #Monsterdon

HOPEFUL THEME OF AMERICAN MILITARY INTERVENTION! EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO THE APACHE HELICOPTER #Monsterdon

Oh look, new lead actors. #Monsterdon

SCINTILLATING DIALOGUE #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe it's a lotta fish #monsterdon

Yeah, make sure you aim the missiles directly at the fish pile. #Monsterdon

I feel like you could cut out the incidental dialogue and reduce the film's runtime by half. #Monsterdon

Godzilla growl or indigestion? You be the judge. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe ah, so, a typical Emmerich/Devlin disaster movie. gotcha. #monsterdon

Yeah, CG really doesn't hold up. That's a PS3 cutscene right there. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe LOTTA fish #monsterdon

Give him a pat, he's a friend. #Monsterdon

So Matt died of radiation poisoning from that spit, right? #Monsterdon

HE'S JUST EATING LUNCH, YOU DICKS #Monsterdon

Small arms fire. That's adorable. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I find it very rude to disrupt it's meal. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖

"Follow my lead!"

So I should suck and die, just like you. #Monsterdon

Ineffective Helicopters named Echo like Independence Day: check #monsterdon

Oh great, sure, randomly fire while moving forward in a single-file line. You wanna try a circular firing squad next? #Monsterdon