Yeah, how DARE you reveal to the public information that might save lives but which the military is suppressing because they don't wanna look stupid! I thought you were a REPORTER! #Monsterdon

I think the thing is this movie was written by people who thought everyone watching it would be stupid, so they had to make sure characters just said exactly what they were feeling while explicitly re-stating every plot point in very clear terms. #Monsterdon

I think the thing is this movie was written by people who thought everyone watching it would be stupid, so they had to make sure characters just said exactly what they were feeling while explicitly re-stating every plot point in very clear terms. #Monsterdon

"Why aren't you people working WITH the military"

Do you LISTEN to yourself??? #Monsterdon

Oh good, I was hoping they'd find a way to make these characters MORE annoying. #Monsterdon

"It'll be fun!"

We'll climb into a subway tunnel, chase a giant iguana, see the Empire State Building, be back in time for dinner. #Monsterdon

Oh the French Foreigner Jokes, ha ha, we do laugh

ha ha.

ha.

#Monsterdon

Oh the French Foreigner Jokes, ha ha, we do laugh

ha ha.

ha.

#Monsterdon

"Aren't they're rats down here?"

Nah, CHUDs ate 'em all. #Monsterdon

Thank god they made sure to have the characters explicitly state what they were doing every time they moved! >_> #Monsterdon

See, that's a cute Godzilla! Shame he's in such a bad movie. #Monsterdon

Y'know, I'm kind of surprised the military script editors allowed this film to show them being this incompetent. #Monsterdon

Oh great, because if there's one thing that has a long history of effectiveness against kaijuu, it's SUBS. #Monsterdon

Less Red October and more Red Lobster. #Monsterdon

Less Red October and more Red Lobster. #Monsterdon

Also they just blew up a nuclear sub in the Hudson, can't wait to see what happens when New York rats get a load of that radiation. #Monsterdon

Half of the movie's budget was spent on dubiously animated animatronic fish. #Monsterdon

...Oh this is about to get gooey, isn't it #Monsterdon

"Hey guys, Jurassic Park was really profitable. You think we can do a kind of velociraptor thing with our movie?"

>_>

#Monsterdon

"Hey guys, Jurassic Park was really profitable. You think we can do a kind of velociraptor thing with our movie?"

>_>

#Monsterdon