"Aren't they're rats down here?"

Nah, CHUDs ate 'em all. #Monsterdon

Thank god they made sure to have the characters explicitly state what they were doing every time they moved! >_> #Monsterdon

See, that's a cute Godzilla! Shame he's in such a bad movie. #Monsterdon

Y'know, I'm kind of surprised the military script editors allowed this film to show them being this incompetent. #Monsterdon

Oh great, because if there's one thing that has a long history of effectiveness against kaijuu, it's SUBS. #Monsterdon

Less Red October and more Red Lobster. #Monsterdon

Less Red October and more Red Lobster. #Monsterdon

Also they just blew up a nuclear sub in the Hudson, can't wait to see what happens when New York rats get a load of that radiation. #Monsterdon

Half of the movie's budget was spent on dubiously animated animatronic fish. #Monsterdon

...Oh this is about to get gooey, isn't it #Monsterdon

"Hey guys, Jurassic Park was really profitable. You think we can do a kind of velociraptor thing with our movie?"

>_>

#Monsterdon

"Hey guys, Jurassic Park was really profitable. You think we can do a kind of velociraptor thing with our movie?"

>_>

#Monsterdon

Yeah, these guys understood NOTHING about what made the raptors scary or interesting. #Monsterdon

Oh it's time for the funny pay phone scene #Monsterdon

Raptor leap, check! #Monsterdon

God. Imagine if you gave this kind of budget and access to people with actual technical skill to someone who actually wanted to make an *interesting* movie as opposed to a profitable one. #Monsterdon

It's usually a good sign when I check the runtime three times in twenty minutes, right? #Monsterdon

I wonder what happened to the big practical effect baby godzilla heads? #Monsterdon

I wonder what happened to the big practical effect baby godzilla heads? #Monsterdon

hhhhgh

how is there still a half hour left

#Monsterdon