Folks we are now one hour away from #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party!
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Chase lounge, more like caught lounge
"Eeey, Maaahk, I'm WAAAAALKIN' HEEEEAH" #Monsterdon
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"Eeey, Maaahk, I'm WAAAAALKIN' HEEEEAH" #Monsterdon
Pretty lame murder plot for a hypnotist. That really the best he could think up? #Monsterdon
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"How about some coffee? It's time for another long slow scene, we gotta try and stay awake in here." #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe scrolling past and see “more coffee,”
don't mind if i do, #monsterdon, don't mind if i do.
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Pretty lame murder plot for a hypnotist. That really the best he could think up? #Monsterdon
"Another injection, nurse. She's not quite Amy Winehouse yet." #Monsterdon
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"Another injection, nurse. She's not quite Amy Winehouse yet." #Monsterdon
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This entire film is a sedative.
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This entire film is a sedative.
"Are you a ventriloquist cop? You have to tell me if you're a ventriloquist cop."
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"Are you a ventriloquist cop? You have to tell me if you're a ventriloquist cop."
God, they even UNWRAP A DUMMY slowly.
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God, they even UNWRAP A DUMMY slowly.
"Your mind... to my mind... Your thoughts... To my thoughts..."
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"Your mind... to my mind... Your thoughts... To my thoughts..."
Okay, I can think of *several million* better things to do with soul transposition than becoming a vaudeville act, wtf
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Okay, I can think of *several million* better things to do with soul transposition than becoming a vaudeville act, wtf
"I have absolute control over the souls of men! I don't make scale, tho." #Monsterdon
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"Are you a ventriloquist cop? You have to tell me if you're a ventriloquist cop."
@CactuarJoe Ventrilocop II coming to a theatre soon
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@CactuarJoe Ventrilocop II coming to a theatre soon
#Monsterdon@LuluHelle And the spinoff, Ventrilocop vs. Mimecop #Monsterdon
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@LuluHelle And the spinoff, Ventrilocop vs. Mimecop #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe theatres have queues around the clock for that already!
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@LuluHelle And the spinoff, Ventrilocop vs. Mimecop #Monsterdon
@LuluHelle @CactuarJoe they tried to spinoff a TV show but it just wasn't the same

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@CactuarJoe Ventrilocop II coming to a theatre soon
#MonsterdonVentrilocop is a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules! But he's always ready to share a gottle of geer with the goys in glue!
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@LuluHelle @CactuarJoe they tried to spinoff a TV show but it just wasn't the same

@CactuarJoe @xerozohar it didn't have the same uncoordinated lip sync so lost its charm. Damn executives!
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"I have absolute control over the souls of men! I don't make scale, tho." #Monsterdon
I'm thinking of putting a man's soul in a refrigerator. HUGO. HUGO, I AM YOUR MASTER. HUGO, TELL ME IF THE MAYONNAISE IS STILL GOOD, HUGO. WHAT ABOUT THE LUNCHMEAT, HUGO.
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Ventrilocop is a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules! But he's always ready to share a gottle of geer with the goys in glue!
@CactuarJoe @klu9 don't ask him about his mother though. He's a bit splintery on that subject.
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I'm thinking of putting a man's soul in a refrigerator. HUGO. HUGO, I AM YOUR MASTER. HUGO, TELL ME IF THE MAYONNAISE IS STILL GOOD, HUGO. WHAT ABOUT THE LUNCHMEAT, HUGO.
@CactuarJoe You're just describing those AI-enabled refrigerators