Folks we are now one hour away from #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party!
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God, they even UNWRAP A DUMMY slowly.
"Your mind... to my mind... Your thoughts... To my thoughts..."
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"Your mind... to my mind... Your thoughts... To my thoughts..."
Okay, I can think of *several million* better things to do with soul transposition than becoming a vaudeville act, wtf
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Okay, I can think of *several million* better things to do with soul transposition than becoming a vaudeville act, wtf
"I have absolute control over the souls of men! I don't make scale, tho." #Monsterdon
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"Are you a ventriloquist cop? You have to tell me if you're a ventriloquist cop."
@CactuarJoe Ventrilocop II coming to a theatre soon
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@CactuarJoe Ventrilocop II coming to a theatre soon
#Monsterdon@LuluHelle And the spinoff, Ventrilocop vs. Mimecop #Monsterdon
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@LuluHelle And the spinoff, Ventrilocop vs. Mimecop #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe theatres have queues around the clock for that already!
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@LuluHelle And the spinoff, Ventrilocop vs. Mimecop #Monsterdon
@LuluHelle @CactuarJoe they tried to spinoff a TV show but it just wasn't the same
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@CactuarJoe Ventrilocop II coming to a theatre soon
#MonsterdonVentrilocop is a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules! But he's always ready to share a gottle of geer with the goys in glue!
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@LuluHelle @CactuarJoe they tried to spinoff a TV show but it just wasn't the same
@CactuarJoe @xerozohar it didn't have the same uncoordinated lip sync so lost its charm. Damn executives!
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"I have absolute control over the souls of men! I don't make scale, tho." #Monsterdon
I'm thinking of putting a man's soul in a refrigerator. HUGO. HUGO, I AM YOUR MASTER. HUGO, TELL ME IF THE MAYONNAISE IS STILL GOOD, HUGO. WHAT ABOUT THE LUNCHMEAT, HUGO.
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Ventrilocop is a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules! But he's always ready to share a gottle of geer with the goys in glue!
@CactuarJoe @klu9 don't ask him about his mother though. He's a bit splintery on that subject.
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I'm thinking of putting a man's soul in a refrigerator. HUGO. HUGO, I AM YOUR MASTER. HUGO, TELL ME IF THE MAYONNAISE IS STILL GOOD, HUGO. WHAT ABOUT THE LUNCHMEAT, HUGO.
@CactuarJoe You're just describing those AI-enabled refrigerators
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@CactuarJoe You're just describing those AI-enabled refrigerators
@diazona But with a human touch! #Monsterdon
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I'm thinking of putting a man's soul in a refrigerator. HUGO. HUGO, I AM YOUR MASTER. HUGO, TELL ME IF THE MAYONNAISE IS STILL GOOD, HUGO. WHAT ABOUT THE LUNCHMEAT, HUGO.
Is she about to meet Frankenstein in the garden, who will throw her down a well?
WHY DOES THIS SCENE EXIST, MOVE ON ALREADY #Monsterdon
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Is she about to meet Frankenstein in the garden, who will throw her down a well?
WHY DOES THIS SCENE EXIST, MOVE ON ALREADY #Monsterdon
I think I'd be okay with soul transference if I could be in a Muppet.
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I think I'd be okay with soul transference if I could be in a Muppet.
"I'm speaking through ADR, but just do as I say." #Monsterdon
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"I'm speaking through ADR, but just do as I say." #Monsterdon
MAN VS DUMMY, NO HOLDS BARRED! #Monsterdon
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MAN VS DUMMY, NO HOLDS BARRED! #Monsterdon
So... Hugo's got chimp strength? #Monsterdon
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So... Hugo's got chimp strength? #Monsterdon
Vorelli has called, and I don't think ANY of us came. #Monsterdon
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Vorelli has called, and I don't think ANY of us came. #Monsterdon
As far as twists go, it's about as snappy and creative as that wet dog shake from the first part of the movie. #Monsterdon
