@CactuarJoe this also means: BONUS PIZZA!

the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy

flipping between HOLY CRAP IT'S SO NICE HERE LET'S GET STUFF DONE and why did i do that i gotta sit down jesus christ

whoops took a nap and the virus flipped again, now I feel like junk and I'm randomly shivering time to go to bed and have more dreams about my dad crashing the rental car into billboards about anime saudi arabians

(yeah, look, I don't know either)

>Put on shorts and tshirt

>Start shivering

>Put on sweater

>Still shivering

>Put on sweat pants

>Start sweating

-_-;

@CactuarJoe Well yeah that's too many things with "sweat" in the name

>Put on shorts and tshirt

>Start shivering

>Put on sweater

>Still shivering

>Put on sweat pants

>Start sweating

-_-;

>Feel junkier now than this morning

>Check fever

>1 & 1/2 degrees LOWER than this morning

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The human body is dumb and also stupid.

The human body is dumb and also stupid.

The human body is dumb and also stupid.

I should have more soup

one day medicine will make a cough drop that does NOT taste like shit

"Typically an upper respiratory infection will have a duration of 5-7 days"

what if I just eradicated all life on earth instead

@CactuarJoe but the kitties!

@xerozohar cats inherit the earth, Good Ending achieved

"Typically an upper respiratory infection will have a duration of 5-7 days"

what if I just eradicated all life on earth instead

...fuck i looked it up and it's actually 7-10 days

@CactuarJoe you got this, cactus

@xerozohar ngh can i give it back

@CactuarJoe sorry no refunds