the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
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>Put on shorts and tshirt
>Start shivering
>Put on sweater
>Still shivering
>Put on sweat pants
>Start sweating
-_-;
@CactuarJoe Well yeah that's too many things with "sweat" in the name
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@CactuarJoe Well yeah that's too many things with "sweat" in the name
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>Put on shorts and tshirt
>Start shivering
>Put on sweater
>Still shivering
>Put on sweat pants
>Start sweating
-_-;
>Feel junkier now than this morning
>Check fever
>1 & 1/2 degrees LOWER than this morning
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>Feel junkier now than this morning
>Check fever
>1 & 1/2 degrees LOWER than this morning
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The human body is dumb and also stupid.
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The human body is dumb and also stupid.
I should have more soup
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The human body is dumb and also stupid.
@CactuarJoe can confirm
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The human body is dumb and also stupid.
@CactuarJoe accurate
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I should have more soup
one day medicine will make a cough drop that does NOT taste like shit
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one day medicine will make a cough drop that does NOT taste like shit
"Typically an upper respiratory infection will have a duration of 5-7 days"
what if I just eradicated all life on earth instead
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"Typically an upper respiratory infection will have a duration of 5-7 days"
what if I just eradicated all life on earth instead
@CactuarJoe but the kitties!
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@CactuarJoe but the kitties!
@xerozohar cats inherit the earth, Good Ending achieved
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@xerozohar cats inherit the earth, Good Ending achieved
@CactuarJoe excellent. Approved.
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"Typically an upper respiratory infection will have a duration of 5-7 days"
what if I just eradicated all life on earth instead
...fuck i looked it up and it's actually 7-10 days
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...fuck i looked it up and it's actually 7-10 days
@CactuarJoe you got this, cactus
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@CactuarJoe you got this, cactus
@xerozohar ngh can i give it back
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@xerozohar ngh can i give it back
@CactuarJoe sorry no refunds
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@CactuarJoe sorry no refunds
@xerozohar laaaaame
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...fuck i looked it up and it's actually 7-10 days
you'll have to excuse my Sick Toots but I turn into a massive fucking baby when i'm sick
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you'll have to excuse my Sick Toots but I turn into a massive fucking baby when i'm sick
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you'll have to excuse my Sick Toots but I turn into a massive fucking baby when i'm sick
@CactuarJoe big same. hope you feel better soon
