WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP INFODUMPING THE SAME THING YOU JUST INFODUMPED FIVE MINUTES AGO #Monsterdon

STOP ACTING INTO THE CAMERA

christ

#Monsterdon

Did they just decide to give up on the movie? Like, they're just driving around and picking up chicks, the plot's completely forgotten #Monsterdon

And now, ladies and gentlemen... The reason this film was made. #Monsterdon

As a hetero I would just like to apologize to everyone everywhere for that last section of film, we're really sorry for that #Monsterdon

Off-brand Rush. Hurry. #Monsterdon

Now approaching minute fifteen without actual plot or purpose. People are gonna start dying of filler ingestion here, folks. #Monsterdon

Y'know, I wouldn't be half as irritated if the band were any good at all. #Monsterdon

Like, this is The Band That Played California Lady-tier here. #Monsterdon

Hooray the song is over! That's three songs, so they should be out of material now! #Monsterdon

Hooray the song is over! That's three songs, so they should be out of material now! #Monsterdon

Twenty minutes left, now taking odds as to how many of these Goonies die #Monsterdon

Twenty minutes left, now taking odds as to how many of these Goonies die #Monsterdon

Half of the dialogue in this film is just incidental dialogue. Just, "Hey!" "That's crazy" "What?" "Bob!" #Monsterdon

"What have you brought me?"

Oh god, liturgical dance #Monsterdon

"Come to me, my beauties!"

I want to sleep on a bed of boobies #Monsterdon

"It seems the only time they do anything is at night!"

Unlike this film, where nothing ever happens period. #Monsterdon

"Come to me, my beauties!"

I want to sleep on a bed of boobies #Monsterdon

And so the Yalta Conference broke up... #Monsterdon

"That's the door"

Nice work, Eagle Eye. #Monsterdon