oh my god this is so badly shot #Monsterdon

Little known fact, the Dingy Fog-Filled Alley was actually hunted and shot into extinction by the horror movie industry of the 1980s. #Monsterdon

Acting is when you say how you feel out loud. #Monsterdon

...What was that music sting supposed to highlight? #Monsterdon

...What was that music sting supposed to highlight? #Monsterdon

Love the two-shot on that one that shows the Eldritch Light coming out of bob's Levis. #Monsterdon

NOT SINCE REALMS OF THE HAUNTING! #Monsterdon

Okay genuinely who wrote this mess? This is *awful* #Monsterdon

They're stopping at the Twist-and-Creme! #Monsterdon

WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP INFODUMPING THE SAME THING YOU JUST INFODUMPED FIVE MINUTES AGO #Monsterdon

STOP ACTING INTO THE CAMERA

christ

#Monsterdon

Did they just decide to give up on the movie? Like, they're just driving around and picking up chicks, the plot's completely forgotten #Monsterdon

And now, ladies and gentlemen... The reason this film was made. #Monsterdon

As a hetero I would just like to apologize to everyone everywhere for that last section of film, we're really sorry for that #Monsterdon

Off-brand Rush. Hurry. #Monsterdon

Now approaching minute fifteen without actual plot or purpose. People are gonna start dying of filler ingestion here, folks. #Monsterdon

Y'know, I wouldn't be half as irritated if the band were any good at all. #Monsterdon

Like, this is The Band That Played California Lady-tier here. #Monsterdon

Hooray the song is over! That's three songs, so they should be out of material now! #Monsterdon

Hooray the song is over! That's three songs, so they should be out of material now! #Monsterdon