one blinking cyclops scares you? bloody wuss. #monsterdon

hey!!! there's our boy! how ya been, Mr Liam? #monsterdon

"fame? an empty purse." another secondary character wiser than the supposed protagonist. #monsterdon

lord god, can't we just leave him passed out by the side of the road please? #monsterdon

there are those who call me... tim? #monsterdon

this kid is used to humoring adults. #monsterdon

only one of you gets his axe out. why are all these "adventurers" so useless. #monsterdon

the elves are leaving middle earth. #monsterdon

dual wielding, alright, Young King bisexual confirmed. #monsterdon

i am deeply uncomfortable with this "a little too much like the inside of a body" tunnel. #monsterdon

"it is the power of the beast" no i think it's just quicksand. #monsterdon

eugh, it's like damp sawdust. nasty. #monsterdon

gollum voice: maybe "she" could do it
#monsterdon

i am worried for this puppy's future in this movie, but it's such a wild improvement over his human form that i think i'll allow it. #monsterdon

"the men are too tired to hunt" let's have Ergo turn into a cow, and just eat him. #monsterdon

ah yes, punishment by being green-screen swiped to the left. #monsterdon

random falling pebbles are a real threat in this movie, eh? #monsterdon

random falling pebbles are a real threat in this movie, eh? #monsterdon

okay, for real though, i like this whole sub plot about the villain being our ex, and she turns out not to be really evil, just suffering after a terrible decision. #monsterdon

look at those adorable horses. good boys, every one of them. #monsterdon