WHY WOULD THE MUSIC DO THAT TO ME!?

"and she's quite a woman, if you know what I mean."
Clive has no idea what you mean, sir. this sweet summer childe only just figured out holding hands with a girl he's had a crush on since he was 15 was, like, a thing you could do.

wow, I think I just ruined that child's life. and for a side quest too. (I mean, good, she needed her values realigned, but like, yikes.)

"So to hell with talking." Cid is the hero we need in 2025. (^_^)

okay, after 13.5 hours of playing this game, my further thoughts: once you get out of those first few hours, the pacing is much better. the events keep coming, but at a less exhausting pace. the voice acting is still amazing, Jill is A+++, Cidolfus Telamon is AAA+, and Torgul is, was, and ever shall be Goodest Boy. #FF16

also, this game continues to look amazing. #FF16

uh, cidney? cid? cidolfus?

five years later? I'm... sorry???

Goetz is a cuddly teddy bear and I hope he gets everything he wants out of life.

next time, leave the chocobos alone, that's all I'm saying.

"Is it safe?"
Jill. Dear Jill. My sweet child.

title card: The Boiling Sea
cut scene: a body of water with literally not a single ripple in it.

is this guy vagnard wtf???

dammit Gav! we were so close!

currently taking bets on how late I'll be staying up tonight... #FF16

so... what happened to Kupka's eyebrows?

well that was certainly A Scene, wasn't it.

okay, a) Annabella is the worst. The Worst. b) the whole thing with Kupka's hands was kinda gruesome. c) now that I'm 25 hours into this game, it turns out the second or third big boss fight I was in didn't drop what it was supposed to drop? so I don't know how I'm supposed to make these weapons now...

Josh is literally right upstairs!?!?!? i hate this. =_=

BATH BOMB? i hate this game so much. (^_^)