Surprise Attack of the Count, the name of my next vampire-themed visual kei band. #monsterdon

here, take my revenge!
oh no thanks, i just ate.
#monsterdon

now THIS is what we could have had with the mexican wrestlers and the mummy. #monsterdon

lol the door wasn't even closed before she started ordering people around, that was hilarious. #monsterdon

okay, giant beach robot is kinda cool tho. #monsterdon

the characters have to keep telling us what happened because even the writers knew no one would bloody know. #monsterdon

hey! she found some clothes! good for her! #monsterdon

okay, we've seen the laser magic trick thing twice now, is it gonna serve a purpose in the third act, or do we think they just wanted to show off a special effect. #monsterdon

wait, is the Greatest American Hero dead? did they kill him? lololol
#monsterdon

oh yes, what a shock, the space-cop betrayed us. shocking, yes indeed. #monsterdon

so... the robot is gonna keep her heart beating through the subzero temps by... holding her hand? okay. #monsterdon

oh, bummer, he's alive. #monsterdon

female character as ass-kicking space captain, male character as has to get his ass kicked to activate his powers/healer. okay, this movie is bad, let's face it, but it's not that bad. #monsterdon

"my circuits are failing"
we would be so lucky.
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yes, beat the robots with a stick. this will be us in about 5 years if the AI bubble doesn't burst first. #monsterdon

"this is safe"
sure.
#monsterdon

wait, the Hoff is Chris's son? y'alright. #monsterdon

beating up cavemen to some kind of knock off Planet of the Apes soundtrack, i feel like someone is trying to Say Something. #monsterdon

ah, so Akton's just actually a jedi. okay then. #monsterdon

when your costuming outshines your voice in the final audio. *squeak squeak squeak* #monsterdon