so... the robot is gonna keep her heart beating through the subzero temps by... holding her hand? okay. #monsterdon

oh, bummer, he's alive. #monsterdon

female character as ass-kicking space captain, male character as has to get his ass kicked to activate his powers/healer. okay, this movie is bad, let's face it, but it's not that bad. #monsterdon

"my circuits are failing"
we would be so lucky.
#monsterdon

yes, beat the robots with a stick. this will be us in about 5 years if the AI bubble doesn't burst first. #monsterdon

"this is safe"
sure.
#monsterdon

wait, the Hoff is Chris's son? y'alright. #monsterdon

beating up cavemen to some kind of knock off Planet of the Apes soundtrack, i feel like someone is trying to Say Something. #monsterdon

ah, so Akton's just actually a jedi. okay then. #monsterdon

when your costuming outshines your voice in the final audio. *squeak squeak squeak* #monsterdon

and so this movie's thruple finally makes its appearance. #monsterdon

ah! my stop motion babies! #monsterdon