(also, which production designer's teenage child did the title art for this thing? i mean good for them, but low key yikes for us.)

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great american multitudes and sports fans everywhere. this is how people should start opening their youtube videos.

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too busy fucking to be involved in sport for public spectacle. seems like she might be doing things correctly.

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the things they get wrong, and yet the things they get right... #yikes

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fffiddling around

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so, our """buddy""" gets run over horribly by the end of this film, right? ... right?

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is the violin music supposed to make me think david carradine is attractive???

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bwahahahahahahahahah
i-- what--- what just----

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this movie is amazing, i don't even know what to say, peoples.

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thomasina paine. i... these jokes kinda write themselves, don't they.

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bwahahah, he said i'll run you over if you're that curious. hilarious.

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so this girl is gonna be the one in the middle of the road instead then?

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wtf is this room???

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this scene is only serving to make me supremely uncomfortable.

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convince me this entire movie wasn't based on a couple of writers being high as fuck and thinking Jesus Chrysler was hilarious.

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lolol, they closed it after him. sucks to be you.

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i was gonna say, are they gonna road runner this dude? WHAT is this movie???

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AND it gets more serious music than the fish guy got.

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so she's gonna just stand there in front of the car while he revs it? i thought she was supposed to kill frank, not herself...

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the treacherous french.

i can't even make jokes with this movie. i just--

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