this movie is amazing, i don't even know what to say, peoples.

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thomasina paine. i... these jokes kinda write themselves, don't they.

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bwahahah, he said i'll run you over if you're that curious. hilarious.

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so this girl is gonna be the one in the middle of the road instead then?

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wtf is this room???

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this scene is only serving to make me supremely uncomfortable.

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convince me this entire movie wasn't based on a couple of writers being high as fuck and thinking Jesus Chrysler was hilarious.

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lolol, they closed it after him. sucks to be you.

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i was gonna say, are they gonna road runner this dude? WHAT is this movie???

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AND it gets more serious music than the fish guy got.

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so she's gonna just stand there in front of the car while he revs it? i thought she was supposed to kill frank, not herself...

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the treacherous french.

i can't even make jokes with this movie. i just--

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watch out for the crepe suzette. okay... (^_^)

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who am i? nobody. yes we know.

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jane can't get any anymore, she's fantasizing about the other racers now.

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dude, this entire movie is one large baked potato.

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that dude trying to choke Jane, she's just like, nah. (^_^)-b

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aw, sorry Jane. next time learn the magic of an actually 3 point turn.

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the fakest drink known to mankind.

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oh yes, that is definitely what the nation will know. that you are to be taken seriously.

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