What would you do?
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Scratch it with a cucumber and then throw the cucumber at you.
Scratch it with a cucumber then take a big bite of said cucumber while maintaining Gowron levels of eye contact.
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Finally my calling.
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I cast Mage Hand and scratch it then.
Jk, I don’t cast Mage Hand.
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Deep rectal itch
I counter with Bigby’s Vibrating Finger
It’s super effective!
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world has fainted.
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I cast restart PC
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Scratch it with a cucumber then take a big bite of said cucumber while maintaining Gowron levels of eye contact.
Not 20 Intimidation Check
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I cast Mage Hand and scratch it then.
Jk, I don’t cast Mage Hand.
I, as a mage, just use my hand.
“Mage Hand”.
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I cast Swamp Ass!
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Scoundrel! I cast Last Season Of Your Favorite Show Never Gets Made.
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I SUMMON CARBRON THE TRICKSTER GOOD TO SWAP OUR BUTTHOLES
Oh sweet I’m a virgin again
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Scoundrel! I cast Last Season Of Your Favorite Show Never Gets Made.
IVE FOUND YOU. TONIGHT YOU DIE
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Rectal can itch?
In DnD, nearly anything is possible. So why not this? ¯\(ツ)/¯
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You’re not going to believe this. I already have both. What do I get? Super audhd?
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Scratch n’ sniff
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You’re not going to believe this. I already have both. What do I get? Super audhd?
Nope, third time’s a bricking.
