MONSTERDON - Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein
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Weeping man, "Have mercy on all of us, have mercy on all sinners"
Okay so that's the lead writer, in his cameo
Okay I really love horses but this is a surprising lot of their bums
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Okay I really love horses but this is a surprising lot of their bums
Serious question - curious why the windows are barred? Is it the obvious (so no one falls out), or some other reason? In old movies, which are obviously completely historically accurate, I never see those, but I assume this is on location somewhere and those bars are real?
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Serious question - curious why the windows are barred? Is it the obvious (so no one falls out), or some other reason? In old movies, which are obviously completely historically accurate, I never see those, but I assume this is on location somewhere and those bars are real?
Ten minutes into every Mastodon movie I have this moment of panic, like, "Okay I know these are supposed to be bad movies, but EVERYONE I THINK THIS MIGHT REALLY BE BAD, DO WE HAVE A PLAN B?"
Like oh god, what did we get ourselves into
Usually this feeling fades about halfway through when it's like, "Oh phew, okay, it's about as bad as average"
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Ten minutes into every Mastodon movie I have this moment of panic, like, "Okay I know these are supposed to be bad movies, but EVERYONE I THINK THIS MIGHT REALLY BE BAD, DO WE HAVE A PLAN B?"
Like oh god, what did we get ourselves into
Usually this feeling fades about halfway through when it's like, "Oh phew, okay, it's about as bad as average"
Director: "Okay in this scene we need you to curl up into a fetal position and think about how this movie will look on your resume"
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Director: "Okay in this scene we need you to curl up into a fetal position and think about how this movie will look on your resume"
It's kind of amazing to think how long special effects teams just had to make a bunch of flashing lights in various configurations
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It's kind of amazing to think how long special effects teams just had to make a bunch of flashing lights in various configurations
This movie really assumes a lot about my high school French recall
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This movie really assumes a lot about my high school French recall
I remember as a little girl watching movies where every time something scary happened, the woman in the scene fainted, and I thought fainting a lot was definitely something I'd have to deal with when I was older
(see also: quicksand)
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I remember as a little girl watching movies where every time something scary happened, the woman in the scene fainted, and I thought fainting a lot was definitely something I'd have to deal with when I was older
(see also: quicksand)
The bat screaming about what the hell has it gotten itself into
US TOO, BAT FRIEND
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The bat screaming about what the hell has it gotten itself into
US TOO, BAT FRIEND
He looks like he's trying to do the gallop from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, like who has the coconuts?
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He looks like he's trying to do the gallop from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, like who has the coconuts?
I need the women in this movie to say literally anything
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I need the women in this movie to say literally anything
I'm making the coconut sound with my hands whenever this guy walks
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I'm making the coconut sound with my hands whenever this guy walks
I've never understood why they need young girls, an adult man has way more blood volume
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I've never understood why they need young girls, an adult man has way more blood volume
My husband: What is it tonight?
Me: Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein
My husband: <makes terrible groan noise> OH GEEZ
Me: THAT IS THE CORRECT NOISE
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My husband: What is it tonight?
Me: Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein
My husband: <makes terrible groan noise> OH GEEZ
Me: THAT IS THE CORRECT NOISE
They can all just sit up straight like that because once you're dead you get amazing abs
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They can all just sit up straight like that because once you're dead you get amazing abs
Omg! She has lines! GUESS WE KNOW WHO SLEPT WITH THE DIRECTOR
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Omg! She has lines! GUESS WE KNOW WHO SLEPT WITH THE DIRECTOR
Okay they already USED that coffin opening shot, look we have literally no dialogue, so we know when you're reusing coffins and horse butts, what do you take us for
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Okay they already USED that coffin opening shot, look we have literally no dialogue, so we know when you're reusing coffins and horse butts, what do you take us for
They all sleep with their eyes open so I guess death gives you great abs AND alleviates dry eyes
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They all sleep with their eyes open so I guess death gives you great abs AND alleviates dry eyes
Count Rugen: I've just sucked one year of your life away
Vampires: HA HA SUCKER! I WAS ALREADY DEAD!
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Count Rugen: I've just sucked one year of your life away
Vampires: HA HA SUCKER! I WAS ALREADY DEAD!
Take literally any first aid class and you'll see that whoever makes arm slings in movies has the worst technique ever
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Take literally any first aid class and you'll see that whoever makes arm slings in movies has the worst technique ever
Angry woman: That man has unleashed the soul of our ancient enemy
Man: Look you didn't tell me WHICH hobby to get, I think the fault is clear here
