MONSTERDON - Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein
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I remember as a little girl watching movies where every time something scary happened, the woman in the scene fainted, and I thought fainting a lot was definitely something I'd have to deal with when I was older
(see also: quicksand)
The bat screaming about what the hell has it gotten itself into
US TOO, BAT FRIEND
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The bat screaming about what the hell has it gotten itself into
US TOO, BAT FRIEND
He looks like he's trying to do the gallop from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, like who has the coconuts?
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He looks like he's trying to do the gallop from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, like who has the coconuts?
I need the women in this movie to say literally anything
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I need the women in this movie to say literally anything
I'm making the coconut sound with my hands whenever this guy walks
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I'm making the coconut sound with my hands whenever this guy walks
I've never understood why they need young girls, an adult man has way more blood volume
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I've never understood why they need young girls, an adult man has way more blood volume
My husband: What is it tonight?
Me: Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein
My husband: <makes terrible groan noise> OH GEEZ
Me: THAT IS THE CORRECT NOISE
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My husband: What is it tonight?
Me: Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein
My husband: <makes terrible groan noise> OH GEEZ
Me: THAT IS THE CORRECT NOISE
They can all just sit up straight like that because once you're dead you get amazing abs
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They can all just sit up straight like that because once you're dead you get amazing abs
Omg! She has lines! GUESS WE KNOW WHO SLEPT WITH THE DIRECTOR
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Omg! She has lines! GUESS WE KNOW WHO SLEPT WITH THE DIRECTOR
Okay they already USED that coffin opening shot, look we have literally no dialogue, so we know when you're reusing coffins and horse butts, what do you take us for
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Okay they already USED that coffin opening shot, look we have literally no dialogue, so we know when you're reusing coffins and horse butts, what do you take us for
They all sleep with their eyes open so I guess death gives you great abs AND alleviates dry eyes
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They all sleep with their eyes open so I guess death gives you great abs AND alleviates dry eyes
Count Rugen: I've just sucked one year of your life away
Vampires: HA HA SUCKER! I WAS ALREADY DEAD!
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Count Rugen: I've just sucked one year of your life away
Vampires: HA HA SUCKER! I WAS ALREADY DEAD!
Take literally any first aid class and you'll see that whoever makes arm slings in movies has the worst technique ever
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Take literally any first aid class and you'll see that whoever makes arm slings in movies has the worst technique ever
Angry woman: That man has unleashed the soul of our ancient enemy
Man: Look you didn't tell me WHICH hobby to get, I think the fault is clear here
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Angry woman: That man has unleashed the soul of our ancient enemy
Man: Look you didn't tell me WHICH hobby to get, I think the fault is clear here
We have about 17 minutes left, I believe in us
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We have about 17 minutes left, I believe in us
Well we know he likes sloppily kissing things so I think vampirism might turn out to be his jam
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Well we know he likes sloppily kissing things so I think vampirism might turn out to be his jam
This movie has nice textiles
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This movie has nice textiles
Ooooooo, she has pretty flecks of hazel in her blue eyes, that's neat
(literally nothing else is happening that's all I have to look at)
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Ooooooo, she has pretty flecks of hazel in her blue eyes, that's neat
(literally nothing else is happening that's all I have to look at)
Okay pretty sure he's actually wearing the plastic fake vampire teeth we all had as a kid
Like we can't all recognize that treasured childhood memory
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Okay pretty sure he's actually wearing the plastic fake vampire teeth we all had as a kid
Like we can't all recognize that treasured childhood memory
This reminds me I want to make a cape
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This reminds me I want to make a cape
Everyone's leaving to update their Linked In
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