Wandering Adventure Party

@paco I think it's probably best to keep it as simple as possible. I'm going with the Who's Line is it Anyway? system -- the categories are made up and the points don't matter

RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/115622152502091020Remember, tomorrow's #Monsterdon movie is THE ASPHYX (1972)! Come watch a goofy movie with us #Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon #Horror #Scifi

@CactuarJoe Store-Brand Mary Martin, this one

@xerozohar Instead of a gorilla smacking the luggage around in the commercials, it's a fungus

RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/115578371269996969#Monsterdon is tonight!#movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi #watchparty

This Sunday at 9pm (that's 2am UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster flick with the Fediverse's nerdiest nerds!This week we're watching SPACE MASTER X-7 (1958) a golden oldie about space fungus! Hey, this has Moe Howard in it? This isn't gonna try to nyuk-nyuk at me, is it? The flick's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100043749/space-master-x-7Or you can download from Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/SpacemasterX7_201602See you there!#Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon #Horror #Scifi #ThreeStooges

@CactuarJoe oh come on, not even close.Dracula Prisoner of Frankenstein is worse by several parsecs. There's no dialogue in the first fifteen minutes… and when they finally start talking, you pray for them to shut the hell up.Vampires on Bikini Beach was the week before Alligator and it was *objectively worse*.Alligator made mention of animal abuse, but Food of the Gods had real *on screen* abuse of rats.Alligator had bad science, but it also said up front that the Alligator in it was impossible and at least *tried* to give a plausible explanation. What's Grizzly's excuse?And finally: The Alligator crashed a rich people wedding, ate a buncha assholes, and then beat the car the main bad guy - an immoral pharmacy executive who paid people to hurt dogs - until it crushed him to death.Alligator was AWESOME.

THIS SUNDAY at 9pm Eastern (that's 2am UTC (because of Daylight Savings Time) oops double brackets sorry 'bout that) IT'S #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come join the nerds of the Fediverse as we watch a skin-peelingly bad movie! For fun!This week we're watching Alligator (1980), another in a long line of Jaws-aping Big Animal Coming To Eat You movies. Supposedly intended to be a comedy, but that's what they all say.Anyway, the flick's available on Tubi free with ads over here: https://tubitv.com/movies/100006257/alligatorOr on YouTube from Shout! Factory, who I guess owns the rights right now? Apparently has some blurring and bleeping to Save Young Minds From Corruption By Demon Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cublv_ELVp4Or you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/alligator-1980#movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #Scifi #alligator #crocodile #iguana

@Da_Gut At a certain point the difference is academic

ooooh. it gets better. i give you Zohran’s da, Mahmood Mamdanihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahmood_Mamdani❝ Mamdani specialises in the study of African and international politics, colonialism and post‐colonialism, and the politics of knowledge production. ❞i can’t even put into words how i feel. maybe am like that little kid in the trike after he catches Mr. Incredible lifting the car and he screams out: THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!that’s it. that’s what am feeling. it me.#NYC #2025ELECTIONS #ZohranMamdani

Just finished a rematch of my favorite movie filmed in my hometown, which is also my favorite of the 90s teen movies, and also my favorite cinema Shakespeare adaptation.10 Things I Hate About You has actually not aged poorly. Its not one the Suck Fairy got to.#Movies #Tacoma #Shakespeare #10ThingsIHateAboutYou

THIS SUNDAY at 9pm eastern (that's 1am UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch an atrocious horror flick with the biggest nerds on the Fediverse!This week's movie is VAMPIRE ON BIKINI BEACH (1988) a Direct-to-Video loser about a ghoul stalking the beach belles of California. How dumb is it? It was featured on the USA Network with an introduction by Gilbert Gottfried. That's how dumb it is.Anyway it's free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/712244/vampires-on-bikini-beachOr you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/vampires-on-bikini-beachSee you this Sunday!#Horror #Scifi #Movies #Vampire #Cinema #Cinemastodon

Thinking about @moira 's list of improvements for Critters 3 (over here: https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/115483660835128015) and yeah, I agree with all of that.Like, it should still have been about the kids of a recent widower, but the dad should've been more of an aggressive job climber instead of just having a job that forces him to be away a lot, and he should've gotten more scenes with Chett Landlordville the 3rd. Especially a scene near the climax where Dad looks at Chett and goes, "Oh christ, i'm literally THIS GUY D:"Also more than three Critter puppets would've been nice.#Monsterdon

This Sunday at 9pm Eastern (that's 1am Monday UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie for Halloween!This week we're watching CRITTERS 3 (1991) the third film in a series about insatiably hungry aliens who eat everything they see. They're like if Tribbles and Gremlins had children.The film's available on Tubi for free with ads over here: https://tubitv.com/movies/100001415/critters-3But alas, not available on Archive.org. See you this Sunday!#Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon #Horror #Scifi

Also I think David Carradine is the most believable Immortal Werewolf in the cast if only because he looks *exactly* as old as he did in Red Zone Cuba, filmed twenty years earlier. #Monsterdon

Stopped at a local bakery to pick up a birthday cake today and I feel like #Monsterdon needs to see the custom cake model they had on display.#cinema #movies #horror

@kinsale42 Woo!

Remember kids, denouement is for losers! If your character arc isn't wrapped up by killing a monster, it's not worth seeing! #Monsterdon

@HippieScubaSteve I saw that movie at a matinee, and as I sat down, a woman shepherding four tweens sat down in front of me. I thought to myself “oh no, she doesn’t know what this movie is.” They made it less than 10 minutes before leaving.

THIS SUNDAY at 9pm Eastern (that's 1am Monday UTC) join us for a special spooky season #MONSTERDON, the weekly monster movie watch party! Come join the rest of the Fediverse as we watch a goofy monster movie!This week we're watching PUMPKINHEAD (1988), a cult classic. A man driven by vengeance resurrects the dead to menace some teen campers! Apparently a bit of a slasher, may want to wear a poncho for this one.The flick's available free with ads on Tubi over here: https://tubitv.com/movies/306943/pumpkinheadOr you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/pumpkinhead-1989See you this Sunday! #Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon #Horror #Scifi #Halloween