To combat misinformation, all unapproved facts have been declared treasonous. The only truth is what Friend Computer tells you.#ttrpg #paranoia #satire
Opponents of these Oxygen Distribution cuts are traitors fighting for free Oxygen for illegal mutants and communists.#ttrpg #paranoia #healthcare #shutdown
Friend Computer has reviewed the budget and found a simple way to balance funding for essential services like increased Internal Security recruitment and lavish parties for the elite.Oxygen Distribution programs will be defunded in many sectors.Breathe responsibly.#ttrpg #budget #paranoia #satire
Attention citizens:There is no housing shortage in Alpha Complex.There is merely an overabundance of citizens.This is a simple logistics problem with simple solutions.Please stand by for population adjustment initiatives.#ttrpg #paranoia #housing
If you see something, report something. If you see nothing, report nothing. Failure to report nothing will be regarded as suspicious behavior as it suggests that you are hiding something.#ttrpg #security #paranoia
Alpha Complex is under invasion from within.No different than a foreign enemy, but more difficult in many ways because they don't wear uniforms.At least when they're wearing a uniform you can take them out.The Armed Forces is hereby authorized to forcibly dress suspicious citizens in enemy uniforms.https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/09/30/trump-training-grounds-us-cities-military/86438472007/#trump #paranoia #ttrpg
Good news:No citizens have been reported going hungry in all of Alpha Complex. Truly, life is good in Friend Computer's utopia."USDA cancels survey tracking how many Americans struggle to get enough food."https://www.npr.org/2025/09/22/nx-s1-5549115/usda-food-insecurity-survey-hunger#ttrpg #paranoia #food #USDA
R&D will never conduct unethical testing on citizens without explicit consent. R&D prefers to deploy surprise experiences on lucky science sweepstakes winners, and record rigorous notes on their emotional and physical responses for posterity.#ttrpg #paranoia #science
Attention Citizens:Rumors of Friend Computer terminating the entire Department of Ethics have been exaggerated.Some of the Ethics Department staff survived.If you see one, report them to Internal Security immediately.#ttrpg #paranoia #ethics #ai
