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https://theonion.com/ice-agent-7-year-old-both-wearing-same-military-commando-halloween-costume/ #TheOnion #Humor #Satire #Halloween #USPol

Trump Accused Of Using Makeup To Conceal VentilatorThe post Trump Accused Of Using Makeup To Conceal Ventilator appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/trump-accused-of-using-makeup-to-conceal-ventilator/

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem DafoeATLANTA—Saying the novelty decoration would add the perfect touch to Halloween yard displays, the Home Depot announced Friday it had begun selling a new 12-foot-tall Willem Dafoe in stores nationwide. “October just got a whole lot spookier with our exclusive oversized Willem Dafoe ornament!” read the product’s promotional copy, which emphasized that the massiv…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/

https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-looms-in-background-during-entire-episode-of-90-day-fiance/ #TheOnion #Humor #Satire #USPol

https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-suffers-torn-cerebellum-after-attempting-telepathic-audible/ #NFL #TheOnion #Humor

Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’The post Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’ appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/nicole-kidman-retires-drag-king-persona-keith-urban/

Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And MoreMEREDITH, NH—Saying the luminous paradise had exceeded even its wildest expectations, a local moth told reporters Tuesday the inside of a light fixture was everything it had ever dreamed of and more. “Woo-hoo! They’ve got a whole second light bulb in here—this is the greatest fucking day of my life!” the moth said as it giddily […]The post Inside Of…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixture-everything-moth-dreamed-and-more/

@Tim_Eagon Glad to see those brave boys in the Space Force are keeping woke pacifist foreigners out of the country.

‘Chief Of War’ Producers Confirm Season 2 Will Show Hawaiians Battling Mark ZuckerbergLOS ANGELES—Announcing the next chapter of the story was already in preproduction, Chief Of War producers confirmed Tuesday that the second season of the Apple TV+ series would follow the Native Hawaiian warriors as they battled Mark Zuckerberg. “I’m proud to share we’re all set for Chief Of W…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/chief-of-war-producers-confirm-season-2-will-show-hawaiians-battling-mark-zuckerberg/

Classic!https://theonion.com/pragues-franz-kafka-international-named-worlds-most-ali-1819594798/ #Humor #TheOnion

#TheOnion #MAGA #EpsteinFiles #PDFfiles #PrinceAndrew #Trump

Poll Finds Most Desirable Quality In   Romantic Partner Is Being Jacked CentaurWEST LONG BRANCH, NJ—With the attribute far outpacing characteristics such as humor, kindness, or wealth, a poll released Monday by Monmouth University found that the most desirable quality in a romantic partner was being a jacked centaur. “Among our sample of over 40,000 respondents, by far the most covete…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/poll-finds-most-desirable-quality-in-romantic-partner-is-being-jacked-centaur/

https://theonion.com/overwhelmed-archaeologists-struggling-to-keep-pace-with-1841766142/#Humor #TheOnion #ClimateChange #Archaeology

https://theonion.com/message-hidden-backward-in-black-sabbath-album-wishes-e-1851602028/ #TheOnion #Music #BlackSabbath #OzzieOsbourne #Humor

https://theonion.com/rising-cost-of-living-forcing-more-buddhists-to-continue-working-years-into-reincarnation/ #TheOnion #Humor

@Tim_Eagon Well, since the pyramids are landing zones for four-sided Ha'Taks for when Goa'uld system lords would visit, this is probably true!#StarGate

https://theonion.com/wnba-to-expand-into-3-more-cities-as-caitlin-clark-cloning-experiment-nears-completion/#WNBA #Basketball #Humor #TheOnion

Civil War Reenactor Reminded This Not His Personal Fife RecitalGETTYSBURG, PA—Following a fourth chorus of “Kingdom Coming,” fellow participants sternly reminded local Civil War reenactor Christopher Geary that this was not his personal fife recital, frustrated sources confirmed Friday. “This is the Battle of Gettysburg, not the Christopher Geary Music Hour!” said Frank Mercer, 54, who portrayed Ge…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/civil-war-reenactor-reminded-this-not-his-personal-fife-recital/

https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/#USPol #Humor #Satire #TheOnion

@Knightky yeah, they’re still together.