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FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah GuthrieWASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. “This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did […]The post…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/fbi-announces-they-have-located-savannah-guthrie/

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah GuthrieWASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. “This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did […]The post…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/fbi-announces-they-have-located-savannah-guthrie/

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah GuthrieWASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. “This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did […]The post…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/fbi-announces-they-have-located-savannah-guthrie/

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah GuthrieWASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. “This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did […]The post…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/fbi-announces-they-have-located-savannah-guthrie/

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah GuthrieWASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. “This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did […]The post…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/fbi-announces-they-have-located-savannah-guthrie/

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah GuthrieWASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. “This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did […]The post…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/fbi-announces-they-have-located-savannah-guthrie/

Pitchers And Catchers Report To Spring Training DanceFORT MYERS, FL—Arriving in their nicest cleats, freshly oiled gloves, and carefully applied eye black in hopes of dazzling their coaches and peers, Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers reported to the annual Spring Training Dance Friday, marking the official return of baseball ahead of full-squad workouts later this month. Witnesses confirmed player…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/pitchers-and-catchers-report-to-spring-training-dance/

Pitchers And Catchers Report To Spring Training DanceFORT MYERS, FL—Arriving in their nicest cleats, freshly oiled gloves, and carefully applied eye black in hopes of dazzling their coaches and peers, Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers reported to the annual Spring Training Dance Friday, marking the official return of baseball ahead of full-squad workouts later this month. Witnesses confirmed player…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/pitchers-and-catchers-report-to-spring-training-dance/

Pitchers And Catchers Report To Spring Training DanceFORT MYERS, FL—Arriving in their nicest cleats, freshly oiled gloves, and carefully applied eye black in hopes of dazzling their coaches and peers, Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers reported to the annual Spring Training Dance Friday, marking the official return of baseball ahead of full-squad workouts later this month. Witnesses confirmed player…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/pitchers-and-catchers-report-to-spring-training-dance/

Pitchers And Catchers Report To Spring Training DanceFORT MYERS, FL—Arriving in their nicest cleats, freshly oiled gloves, and carefully applied eye black in hopes of dazzling their coaches and peers, Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers reported to the annual Spring Training Dance Friday, marking the official return of baseball ahead of full-squad workouts later this month. Witnesses confirmed player…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/pitchers-and-catchers-report-to-spring-training-dance/

Pitchers And Catchers Report To Spring Training DanceFORT MYERS, FL—Arriving in their nicest cleats, freshly oiled gloves, and carefully applied eye black in hopes of dazzling their coaches and peers, Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers reported to the annual Spring Training Dance Friday, marking the official return of baseball ahead of full-squad workouts later this month. Witnesses confirmed player…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/pitchers-and-catchers-report-to-spring-training-dance/

Pitchers And Catchers Report To Spring Training DanceFORT MYERS, FL—Arriving in their nicest cleats, freshly oiled gloves, and carefully applied eye black in hopes of dazzling their coaches and peers, Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers reported to the annual Spring Training Dance Friday, marking the official return of baseball ahead of full-squad workouts later this month. Witnesses confirmed player…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/pitchers-and-catchers-report-to-spring-training-dance/

What To Know About TrumpRxTrumpRx has officially launched. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new government website.  Q: What is TrumpRx? A: A strange line item you’ll see pop up on your credit card bill 15 times in a row. Q: What kinds of prescriptions can I get through TrumpRx? A: TrumpRx offers low-cost access […]The post What To Know About TrumpRx appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-trumprx/

What To Know About TrumpRxTrumpRx has officially launched. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new government website.  Q: What is TrumpRx? A: A strange line item you’ll see pop up on your credit card bill 15 times in a row. Q: What kinds of prescriptions can I get through TrumpRx? A: TrumpRx offers low-cost access […]The post What To Know About TrumpRx appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-trumprx/

What To Know About TrumpRxTrumpRx has officially launched. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new government website.  Q: What is TrumpRx? A: A strange line item you’ll see pop up on your credit card bill 15 times in a row. Q: What kinds of prescriptions can I get through TrumpRx? A: TrumpRx offers low-cost access […]The post What To Know About TrumpRx appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-trumprx/

‘Yo! Taylor! Have You Seen This Shit?’ Yells Travis Kelce, Watching Lena Dunham Sex Scenes For First TimeLEAWOOD, KS—Struggling to contain his shock and amazement Friday when he recognized a familiar face on TV, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly yelled to his fiancée, Taylor Swift, “Yo! Taylor! Have you seen this shit?” after happening upon a L…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/yo-taylor-have-you-seen-this-shit-yells-travis-kelce-watching-lena-dunham-sex-scenes-for-first-time/

‘Yo! Taylor! Have You Seen This Shit?’ Yells Travis Kelce, Watching Lena Dunham Sex Scenes For First TimeLEAWOOD, KS—Struggling to contain his shock and amazement Friday when he recognized a familiar face on TV, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly yelled to his fiancée, Taylor Swift, “Yo! Taylor! Have you seen this shit?” after happening upon a L…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/yo-taylor-have-you-seen-this-shit-yells-travis-kelce-watching-lena-dunham-sex-scenes-for-first-time/

‘Yo! Taylor! Have You Seen This Shit?’ Yells Travis Kelce, Watching Lena Dunham Sex Scenes For First TimeLEAWOOD, KS—Struggling to contain his shock and amazement Friday when he recognized a familiar face on TV, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly yelled to his fiancée, Taylor Swift, “Yo! Taylor! Have you seen this shit?” after happening upon a L…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/yo-taylor-have-you-seen-this-shit-yells-travis-kelce-watching-lena-dunham-sex-scenes-for-first-time/

Wendy Tomalin and Lee EpsleyThe bride (tacky) and groom (cheapskate) had a fucking cash bar at their reception.The post Wendy Tomalin and Lee Epsley appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/wendy-tomalin-and-lee-epsley/