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  • Wendy Tomalin and Lee Epsley

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    Wendy Tomalin and Lee EpsleyThe bride (tacky) and groom (cheapskate) had a fucking cash bar at their reception.The post Wendy Tomalin and Lee Epsley appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/wendy-tomalin-and-lee-epsley/
  • Wendy Tomalin and Lee Epsley

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    Wendy Tomalin and Lee EpsleyThe bride (tacky) and groom (cheapskate) had a fucking cash bar at their reception.The post Wendy Tomalin and Lee Epsley appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/wendy-tomalin-and-lee-epsley/
  • Skin of Omission

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    Skin of OmissionThe post Skin of Omission appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/skin-of-omission/
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    Skin of OmissionThe post Skin of Omission appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/skin-of-omission/
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    Skin of OmissionThe post Skin of Omission appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/skin-of-omission/
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    Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese BallsThe post Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/kid-rock-sells-entire-music-catalog-for-extra-large-bucket-of-cheese-balls/
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    Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese BallsThe post Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/kid-rock-sells-entire-music-catalog-for-extra-large-bucket-of-cheese-balls/
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    Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese BallsThe post Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/kid-rock-sells-entire-music-catalog-for-extra-large-bucket-of-cheese-balls/
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    ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter OlympicsThe post ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/i-dont-know-how-and-its-not-my-event-simone-biles-on-her-decision-not-to-snowboard-at-the-winter-olympics/
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    ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter OlympicsThe post ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/i-dont-know-how-and-its-not-my-event-simone-biles-on-her-decision-not-to-snowboard-at-the-winter-olympics/
  • U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025

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    U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025The U.S. economy experienced almost zero job growth in 2025, with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data indicating that the U.S. economy added only 181,000 jobs compared to 1.46 million in 2024. What do you think?The post U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025 appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/u-s-gains-almost-no-jobs-in-2025/
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    U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025The U.S. economy experienced almost zero job growth in 2025, with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data indicating that the U.S. economy added only 181,000 jobs compared to 1.46 million in 2024. What do you think?The post U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025 appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/u-s-gains-almost-no-jobs-in-2025/
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    ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter OlympicsThe post ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/i-dont-know-how-and-its-not-my-event-simone-biles-on-her-decision-not-to-snowboard-at-the-winter-olympics/
  • U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025

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    U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025The U.S. economy experienced almost zero job growth in 2025, with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data indicating that the U.S. economy added only 181,000 jobs compared to 1.46 million in 2024. What do you think?The post U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025 appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/u-s-gains-almost-no-jobs-in-2025/
  • Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico

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    Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto RicoWASHINGTON—Hailing the move as a more wholesome and patriotic substitute for the current U.S. territory, conservative advocacy group Turning Point USA announced Thursday that it was setting up an alternative Puerto Rico. “Finally, Americans will be able to enjoy a family-friendly tropical paradise that actually celebrates traditional values,” said Turning Poin…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
  • Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico

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    Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto RicoWASHINGTON—Hailing the move as a more wholesome and patriotic substitute for the current U.S. territory, conservative advocacy group Turning Point USA announced Thursday that it was setting up an alternative Puerto Rico. “Finally, Americans will be able to enjoy a family-friendly tropical paradise that actually celebrates traditional values,” said Turning Poin…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
  • Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico

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    Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto RicoWASHINGTON—Hailing the move as a more wholesome and patriotic substitute for the current U.S. territory, conservative advocacy group Turning Point USA announced Thursday that it was setting up an alternative Puerto Rico. “Finally, Americans will be able to enjoy a family-friendly tropical paradise that actually celebrates traditional values,” said Turning Poin…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
  • Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

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    Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty WellThe post Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/pam-bondi-thought-that-went-pretty-well/
  • Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

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    Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty WellThe post Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/pam-bondi-thought-that-went-pretty-well/
  • Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

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    Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty WellThe post Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/pam-bondi-thought-that-went-pretty-well/