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Community Leather Coat Drive Helps Bad Boys In NeedERIE, PA—Saying that every full-grain cowhide motorcycle jacket would help keep a brooding, wayward rebel warm through the cold weather months, a local charity announced Tuesday that it had begun its 10th annual leather coat drive for bad boys in need.  According to organizers, donations can be placed in drop boxes outside pool halls, 24-hour […]The post Comm…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/community-leather-coat-drive-helps-bad-boys-in-need/

South Carolina Law Requires Ten Commandments In All School LunchesThe post South Carolina Law Requires Ten Commandments In All School Lunches appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/south-carolina-law-requires-ten-commandments-in-all-school-lunches/

Alcoholic Not Himself When SoberNEW YORK—Expressing alarm at their friend’s deeply uncharacteristic behavior, concerned sources reported Tuesday that local alcoholic George Ralston wasn’t himself when he was sober.  “George is normally such a loud, outgoing party animal, but when he hasn’t had a drink in a while, he becomes this completely different person,” said Ralston’s friend Joe O’Hara, adding […]The post Alcoholic Not Him…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/alcoholic-not-himself-when-sober/

New MrBeast Video Lets Competitors Keep As Much Cash As They Can EatGREENVILLE, NC—Calling the contest his “most charitable challenge yet,” content creator Jimmy Donaldson, also known as MrBeast, released a new video Monday in which competitors were informed they could keep all the cash they were able to eat. “When I say ‘Go,’ you rush to the pile of money and start chowing down,” said the […]…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/new-mrbeast-video-lets-competitors-keep-as-much-cash-as-they-can-eat/

Dr. DidlittleThe post Dr. Didlittle appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/dr-didlittle/

Gina Russo and Ben JacksonGod chose not to bless the union of Russo and Jackson for reasons known only unto Him.The post Gina Russo and Ben Jackson appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/gina-russo-and-ben-jackson/

‘Washington Post’ Lays Off One Third Of NewsroomThe Washington Post announced sweeping layoffs amid declining revenue and backlash against the way owner Jeff Bezos has managed the company, with sports coverage, international, metro and the paper’s podcast being hit hardest. What do you think?The post ‘Washington Post’ Lays Off One Third Of Newsroom appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/washington-post-lays-off-one-third-of-newsroom/

Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next DilbertWASHINGTON—Pledging to provide her with spectacles, a curled-up tie, and whatever else she needed to do a great job, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that he would be appointing Lara Trump as the next Dilbert. “My daughter-in-law Lara is just fantastic, so we’re gonna make her Dilbert from now on,” the president said unprompted to reporters […]The post Trump Appoi…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/trump-appoints-lara-trump-to-be-next-dilbert/

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of ReadingWASHINGTON—Saying the millions of documents had restored a pleasure they lost long ago, Americans nationwide said Thursday that the recently released trove of emails connected with disgraced financier and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein had reignited their love of reading. “I didn’t realize how much I missed the simple joy of losing my…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/trove-of-emails-about-pedophilia-reignites-nations-love-of-reading/

Trump Disappointed No One Killed In Ballroom Construction Process YetWASHINGTON—Voicing deep frustration with the lack of jobsite carnage, President Donald Trump expressed disappointment Thursday that no one had been killed yet in the construction of the White House ballroom. “It’s been months since we started, and I still haven’t seen one worker get impaled by rebar or have his head smashed …#theonionhttps://theonion.com/trump-disappointed-no-one-killed-in-ballroom-construction-process-yet/

New Social Network Exclusively For AI BotsMoltbook, a Reddit-style social network where AI agents communicate exclusively amongst themselves without the need for humans, has taken the tech world by storm, with as many as 1.5 millions bots using the service to chat about the work they’re doing and the problems they’ve solved. What do you think?The post New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots appeared first on The On…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/new-social-network-exclusively-for-ai-bots/

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 BillionPALO ALTO, CA—Hailing the new product as a “game changer” in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley insiders confirmed Tuesday that an AI chatbot that only responds “huh” had been valued at $200 billion. “The new HmmAI chatbot is like nothing we’ve seen before, able to answer ‘huh’ to text and image-based inputs with […]The post A…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To LifeThe post ‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/its-my-hand-muppets-puppeteer-on-how-he-brings-kermit-to-life/

Kylie Jenner Photographed Wearing Amulet Containing Imprisoned Timothée ChalametLOS ANGELES—Sparking rumors about the pair’s relationship as she stepped out with the new piece of eye-catching jewelry, media personality Kylie Jenner was photographed Friday wearing an amulet that reportedly contained an imprisoned Timothée Chalamet. “It’s official—Timothée’s soul has been sealed insi…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/kylie-jenner-photographed-wearing-amulet-containing-imprisoned-timothee-chalamet/

3-Year-Old Willing To Die For BlueyBATON ROUGE, LA—Revealing that he was prepared to become a martyr for the popular cartoon dog from Australia, local 3-year-old Owen Fulks announced this week that he was more than willing to die for Bluey. “It would be the greatest honor to lay down my life for Bluey,” said Fulks, pledging his eternal allegiance to the […]The post 3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey appeared first on The On…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/

Margo McQueenOh! Margo McQueen, 63, died. You knew that, right? Like, eight months ago. There was a memorial. Your father went. Said her sister’s really gone off the deep end with the Botox.The post Margo McQueen appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/margo-mcqueen/

Biggest Revelations From The Epstein FilesIn compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act, the Justice Department has released more than 3 million documents related to the late child sex offender’s prosecution. The Onion shares the biggest revelations.  Jeffrey Epstein signed all his emails “The Infamous Pedophile Jeff” Digital cameras always have that nostalgic feel Little Saint James gets kind of […]The post B…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/biggest-revelations-from-the-epstein-files/

A Roof With All The PointsThis three-bedroom home on a tree-lined street has a roof with all the pointy parts you’d hope to have in a roof. No level surface up here! It’s all slopes and slants that lead to various points. Reference #64300The post A Roof With All The Points appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/a-roof-with-all-the-points/

China Criticizes Decision To Award Grammy To Dalai LamaThe Chinese government blasted the Recording Academy’s decision to award the Dalai Lama his first Grammy, claiming the music industry award for an audiobook was used as “a tool for anti-China political manipulation.” What do you think?The post China Criticizes Decision To Award Grammy To Dalai Lama appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/china-criticizes-decision-to-award-grammy-to-dalai-lama/

Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being AdultThe post Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/trump-scolds-female-reporter-for-being-adult/