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The Top 100 Most Influential People, Locked In Our Oubliette. Not So Influential Now, Are You?The post The Top 100 Most Influential People, Locked In Our Oubliette. Not So Influential Now, Are You? appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/the-top-100-most-influential-people-locked-in-our-oubliette-not-so-influential-now-are-you/

The Best And Worst ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Episodes Of All TimeGrey’s Anatomy first premiered on March 27, 2005. In honor of 20 years on the air and the series’ upcoming 22nd season, The Onion looks back on some of the medical drama’s best and worst episodes of all time. Best: “Patrick Dempsey Lists the Major Symptoms of Strep Throat”  (Season 2, Episode 11) To this […]The post The Best And Worst ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ …#theonionhttps://theonion.com/the-best-and-worst-greys-anatomy-episodes-of-all-time/

Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast CategoryThe Golden Globe Awards announced the addition of a new best podcast category, with the inaugural nominees avoiding podcasts that are controversial and politically charged. What do you think?The post Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/golden-globes-introduces-best-podcast-category/

Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping HorsesLOS ANGELES—In a groundbreaking finding that reveals a major shift in media consumption habits, a new study published Wednesday found that young people now watch more YouTube content than zoetropes of galloping horses. “It may be hard for older generations to understand, but today’s …#theonionhttps://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/

Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To MarsWell, this is super embarrassing. It looks like I must have gotten myself pretty turned around back there and totally missed My destination. I hate to ask, but I was hoping I could catch a ride back to Earth with you guys, because I somehow wound up returning to Mars by accident. I know, I […]The post Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Acciden…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick-me-up-i-accidentally-returned-to-mars/

Customer Service Discloses Call Will Be Monitored For Sadistic AmusementNEW YORK—As part of what the telecommunications giant characterizes as an ongoing commitment to transparency, Verizon’s customer service line began informing users this week that their calls would be monitored for the company’s sadistic amusement. “By staying on the line, you consent to being roundly mocked by a boardr…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/customer-service-discloses-call-will-be-monitored-for-sadistic-amusement/

As Featured In FilmThe actual house where Illinois State University sophomores Andy Webber and Tina Gomez shot their 19-minute student film, Rest In Pete. Reference #90835The post As Featured In Film appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/as-featured-in-film/

Harris Thompson and Brad ChaseGuests spent the evening wondering why, if Chase’s family is so loaded, there’s only one guy working behind the bar.The post Harris Thompson and Brad Chase appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/harris-thompson-and-brad-chase/

Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By ThiefPolice in New Zealand recovered a rare $19,000 Fabergé egg pendant swallowed by an alleged thief, with the pendant exiting his body naturally after six days of around-the-clock monitoring. What do you think?The post Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/faberge-egg-recovered-after-being-swallowed-by-thief/

Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has CancerWASHINGTON—In the wake of the Trump administration’s decision to require employers to pay a $100,000 fee in order to hire immigrant physicians on H-1B visas, clinics closures across rural America this week have reportedly forced many residents to rely on a horse w…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/clinic-closures-force-more-rural-americans-to-rely-on-horse-who-stomps-twice-when-patient-has-cancer/

Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates ThemCINCINNATI—Saying the man’s reputation was unlikely ever to recover from the embarrassment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local accountant Josh Hunter had completely humiliated himself at his company’s holiday party by telling his coworkers he appreciated them. “It’s normal to have a couple of drinks d…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/man-humiliates-himself-at-holiday-party-by-telling-coworkers-he-appreciates-them/

Hometown Unveils Disappointing MicrobreweryBOERNE, TX—Providing an underwhelming new dining option for those returning to visit family in the area, people who grew up in a small Texas suburb were informed this week that their hometown had unveiled a disappointing local microbrewery. “You like those IPAs, right? They supposedly got lots of those,” said one family member, revealing that the […]The post Hometown Unveils…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/hometown-unveils-disappointing-microbrewery/

Terry Gross Conducts ‘Fresh Air’ Interview On Bluetooth During Uber ShiftPHILADELPHIA—In an effort to earn extra income after Congress rescinded $1.1 billion in funds from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, Fresh Air host Terry Gross reportedly conducted an interview Thursday via Bluetooth during an Uber shift. “And what can you tell us about how bull riding has changed since—oh shit,…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/terry-gross-conducts-fresh-air-interview-on-bluetooth-during-uber-shift/

Japanese Monk RacksBrain For Haiku That Will KnockThem On Their AssesHIRAIZUMI- CHŌ, NISHIIWAI, IWATE, JAPAN— Struggling to decide whether one on fall or spring would rock their shit more, Zen monk Ken Ito strained for a haiku to knock them on their asses. “I could mess them up with that Bashō one about the full moon’s splendor,” the Buddhist monk said Wednesday, seeing a tour […]The post Ja…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/

UnfairportThe post Unfairport appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/unfairport/

Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s ParticipationSeveral European broadcasters including Ireland, Spain, and the Netherlands announced a boycott of the 2026 Eurovision Song Contest after Israel was allowed to participate, arguing it’s inappropriate given the humanitarian suffering in Gaza. What do you think?The post Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s Participation…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Discovery. “We believe the Harry Potter and DC universes will prove excellent additions to our slate of free-to-stream titles including Petticoat Junction and […]The post Plex Submits $35 Bid For…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/plex-submits-35-bid-for-warner-bros/

Fact-Checking Trump On AffordabilityPresident Trump continues to make misleading statements about affordability despite the Consumer Price Index indicating an increase in costs for many goods and services. The Onion assesses the veracity of the president’s claims. Claim: The cost of living is low. True: The cost of living is much lower than what it will be in a […]The post Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability appeared first…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-affordability/

Hollywood Films Increasingly Funded By Saudi ArabiaHollywood is increasingly looking to Saudi Arabia for financing as other sources of money have dried up in the aftermath of the Covid-19 pandemic, though the kingdom’s controversial human rights record makes the relationship potentially problematic. What do you think?The post Hollywood Films Increasingly Funded By Saudi Arabia appeared first on The Onion.#theonionhttps://theonion.com/hollywood-films-increasingly-funded-by-saudi-arabia/

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through ArcticTHE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arctic, sources reported Tuesday. Sailors aboard the vessel confirmed that while Winfrey appeared ill and exhausted from continuous exposure […]The post Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil O…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/