So you burn like FIVE WHOLE SKILL LEVELS for *a chance* to inflict SLIGHTLY MORE status damage on your way to an actual wound -- but only for the first part of the process!

What the fuck? #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Gaming

So you burn like FIVE WHOLE SKILL LEVELS for *a chance* to inflict SLIGHTLY MORE status damage on your way to an actual wound -- but only for the first part of the process!

What the fuck? #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Gaming

@CactuarJoe ah I see you're enjoying the very well made videogame that's not at all "lawl learn by doing scrub"

Anyway Inspiration at least has some synergy with my setup, and Blindsider is a skill I've been wanting to add in for a while now. So, y'know, not a total loss. #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Gaming

"Here's my optimized meta Wide-Range build!"

I am begging you to please stop. If you are obsessing over your own DPS on a *support build* you are doing it wrong.

How much DPS should a support build do? Enough. It should do Enough.

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"Here's my optimized meta Wide-Range build!"

I am begging you to please stop. If you are obsessing over your own DPS on a *support build* you are doing it wrong.

How much DPS should a support build do? Enough. It should do Enough.

#MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Gaming

Anyway what kind of nutjob runs Coalescence on a SUPPORT BUILD? #monsterhunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Gaming

I feel like of all the monsters in #MonsterHunterWilds, Chatacabra would be the most delicious. Braised Chatacabra thigh is probably amazing. I bet it'd make great tacos. #MonsterHunter #Gaming

I think Balahara would be edible, but I feel like its meat would land somewhere between scallops and snakes which makes it a strictly acquired taste. Like, there are definitely people out there bragging that they love Balahara tenderloin specifically to watch people gag. #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

Quematrice feels everyone would EXPECT it to be edible -- like chicken! -- but you fry it up and it just tastes like a failed chemistry experiment. And they go, oh yeah, BRUTE wyvern, not bird wyvern. #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

Inedible: Lala Barina, Rompopolo, Nu Udra, Jin Dahaad

Actually I bet Xu Wu is pretty gross, too. The spears it throws at you are made of mucus, which means it's gotta have a complex snot delivery system in all of its arms. Can't make calamari outta that, you get buried in rapidly solidifiying -- and SHARP -- snot

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Uth Duna's probably edible. It only hunts during the Downpour, so I bet it's sedentary for the rest of the time, meaning it's gonna be very fatty. Oo, it's probably like hippo meat, really. Thick layer of flab, but the meat's pretty good #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

I'm torn on Hirabami, it's a Leviathan but it LOOKS like an insect. I think it has an exoskeleton, too? I dunno, maybe you'd get people treating it like an oversized grasshopper, but I can't shake the feeling it'd be like chewing on a centipede. #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

What's left... Ajarakan? Eh, I feel like eating monkey meat is probably a bad idea. Little too close to home, y'know? Anyway it's covered in metal and spreads blast powder, that can't be good for the gut.

As for Ray Dau, sure, go ahead, try chewing on the living lightning rod. I'm sure nothing bad'll happen.
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All of the Guardian monsters taste like chalk and salt, it's horrible #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

I have now crafted and fully upgraded every Sword & Shield available. I am now ready for the first Title Update #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

I have now crafted and fully upgraded every Sword & Shield available. I am now ready for the first Title Update #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

@CactuarJoe and then the patch gets delayed

Oh, that reminds me, patch notes are up: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.010.00.00.html

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I have now run out of Zenny trying to craft every piece of armor, now I actually have to do quests again #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #gaming